The Polite Way to Call Someone a Ba$tard


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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes.. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80..00.

He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers..

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation......and, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

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Is it legal for a priest to be married to two people at the same time? and same sex marriage?

Seem a bit odd to me

I got the joke, it was very funny and subtle :D

I was about to try to make you understand the joke, till I saw the spoiler.

But instead, tell me, how do you make spoilers? :p

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I was about to try to make you understand the joke, till I saw the spoiler.

But instead, tell me, how do you make spoilers? :p

This has always been the way I have done it


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