Jokes from 2002


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Sorry if you already heard it before, just found them in old doc file in a CD (yeah those old CD's :o :s ) so I can trash the damn thing.

Question: What is the Height of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana.

Question: How???

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines, dies!

Never Pick a Fight With a Female he said - she said

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;

you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,

I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'

She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

6) on wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."

Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"

She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board

while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your

late husband.'

She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery

money I gave you?

She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the

Hallway light on.

And the number 1 "He said...She said".

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said...I would, but you're never there.

7 qualities 2 be a perfect wife:

Beautiful

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful and

Self-organized

In short, she must have perfect B.R.E.A.S.T.S.

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