3 possible tombstone engravings I would use depending on how I die!


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I'm pretty sure that first one was actually used as an epitaph somewhere. The other two aren't good enough to be funny, nor are they bad enough to be cringe-worthy.

My favorite epitaphs:

"Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake."

"Here lies Harold Strange, an honest lawyer. And that is Strange."

"[NAME HERE], second quickest draw in town."

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