Hum Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 (Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women. When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unraveling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery." The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run-up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science. Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled "The State of the Universe" at the University of Cambridge's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology. Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world's leading theoretical physicists. source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mps69 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 What chance do the rest of us men have then. Shane Ekanayake, Muhammad Farrukh, Tech Star and 1 other 4 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anibal P Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 What a stupid comment from someone that's supposed to be so smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhammad Farrukh Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 No one can understand them. At least not a human being https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1042411-women-a-chemical-analysis/page__p__594502427__hl__women%20chemical__fromsearch__1#entry594502427 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 What does Hawking want -- more girlfriends ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1k3sT Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 lol @ anyone idolizing such a moron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey13 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 He is a proper randy dog who loves women. My Mrs used to work in the same building as him when she lived in Cambridge (about 15 years ago) and she was told by her boss that he popped into the bosses office and asked who the "New bit of skirt was" after she started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open Minded Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 lol @ anyone idolizing such a moron... notsureifserious.jpg Mr. Hawking deals in logic and facts. That right there should give you enough reason to see why women are a mystery to him. Muhammad Farrukh 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMH Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Wow, he doesn't look like 70 years old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokthraka Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 lol @ anyone idolizing such a moron... hawkings... a moron... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 lol @ anyone idolizing such a moron... if he is a moron, then we have intelligent of a bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Clearly every poster above me missed out that he was making a joke. :/ Or have I missed on the sarcasm in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phouchg Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Clearly every poster above me missed out that he was making a joke. :/ Or have I missed on the sarcasm in this thread? This. If anyone is worth of idolizing at all (the use of what I doubt severely), physicists would easily take the top spots for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokthraka Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 This. If anyone is worth of idolizing at all (the use of what I doubt severely), physicists would easily take the top spots for me. exactly... is stephen hawking not allowed to make jokes because he is smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Clearly every poster above me missed out that he was making a joke. :/ Or have I missed on the sarcasm in this thread? I don't think you know s1k3st very well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mps69 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Clearly every poster above me missed out that he was making a joke. :/ Or have I missed on the sarcasm in this thread? Note to self, I really must patent a sarcasm font just for clarity. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted January 7, 2012 Member Share Posted January 7, 2012 I know how you feel, buddy. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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