Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?


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just wow ... this is dumb

rule #1. To become a vampire you must be bitten by a vampire ... all humans/vampires/lichens know that ... I have been a vampire for 100s of years and I know

rule#2. To turn someone into a vampire, you must bite them so the saliva and all that gets transferred to them YOU DO NOT COOK!!!! -- that destroys the vitamins... all humans/vampires/lichens know that

pffff .. go suck a tampon ... oh wait !!!!

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No way! I i thought looking at them behind your Wifes back was forbidden! What do they look like? Tell me! Tell me!

Lol, I'm not married, but I did grow up with 2 older sisters, and well, they're really really gross.

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just wow ... this is dumb

rule #1. To become a vampire you must be bitten by a vampire ... all humans/vampires/lichens know that ... I have been a vampire for 100s of years and I know

rule#2. To turn someone into a vampire, you must bite them so the saliva and all that gets transferred to them YOU DO NOT COOK!!!! -- that destroys the vitamins... all humans/vampires/lichens know that

pffff .. go suck a tampon ... oh wait !!!!

rule #3 if you think you're a vampire or they exist, you must be so crazy that you're ready for lifetime mental hospital...

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succesfull trolling is an art ;)

I don't know, it could very well be real, who knows what those crazy 'Twilight' fans and people who believe they are vampires would do. :rofl:

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just wow ... this is dumb

rule #1. To become a vampire you must be bitten by a vampire ... all humans/vampires/lichens know that ... I have been a vampire for 100s of years and I know

rule#2. To turn someone into a vampire, you must bite them so the saliva and all that gets transferred to them YOU DO NOT COOK!!!! -- that destroys the vitamins... all humans/vampires/lichens know that

pffff .. go suck a tampon ... oh wait !!!!

lol ---> "I have been a vampire for 100s of years and I know"

As if....

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Id like to point something out if I may.

VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST!! (even people who say they are one, no your bloody not. Your just deluded)

Besides I doubt she`d be able to make blood pudding from what she collects in the bathroom.

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rule #3 if you think you're a vampire or they exist, you must be so crazy that you're ready for lifetime mental hospital...

you are first on my list to become a vampire

lol ---> "I have been a vampire for 100s of years and I know"

As if....

you are second on my list to become a vampire

now if you both taste tomato sauce not my fault ... it is an old vampire recipe .... you young-lings

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Id like to point something out if I may.

VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST!! (even people who say they are one, no your bloody not. Your just deluded)

Besides I doubt she`d be able to make blood pudding from what she collects in the bathroom.

ARE YOU SURE?

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This may be real. There was a report that I read, and it stated that a lot of Twilight fans were consuming blood. Either of their own, or their boyfriend/girlfriend.

And the trend was alarming.

Not only is it ?ber disgusting. It is very dangerous, even if you have no disease.

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I think it's quite obvious she's not a vampire, she has an avatar which is a picture of her. Cameras cannot capture an image of a vampire. Full Stop. Thanks. :D

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girl is more whacked out the HUM! That's just disgusting....she should not be allowed to watch those movies at all...she can't seem to grasp fiction from reality

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