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18 Totally New Yo Momma Jokes: January 2012

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+warwagon    9,550

Now, time for the Warwagon Yo Mamma Joke

Yo Mamma so fat every thanksgiving she gets accused of shop lifting turkeys.

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abecedarian paradoxious    311

Yo momma is so fat, last Thanksgiving, not just the President of the USA but the leaders of every country in the world pardoned her... twice.

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DirtyLarry    2,072

Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

Your moms house is so small the cockroaches have hunchbacks.

Your mom is so stupid she only drives at rush hour because she thinks you get there faster.

Your mom has one leg and teaches a corporate seminar entitled "putting your best foot forward."

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still1    250

What does the phrase "pulling a warwagon" mean? What's funny is that you decided to make your response harsh after I told you I wrote them. lol.

Here is what pulling a warwagon means... go to Jokes and funny section in the forum and look at forums started by warwagon like these

http://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1052391-what-did-tennessee/

http://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1047303-the-mac-and-the-book-responsible-for-the-capitalization-confusion/

for additional fun read through the replies. :-)

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wahoospa    101

You was so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma.

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+warwagon    9,550

Yo mamma is so dumb when she saw "Vote against PIPA" she thought they were talking about a hobbit!

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shakey    1,126

Yo momma is so dumb, her IQ is below 80.

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Marshall    15,352

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

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bbcvc250    0

Yo mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid inside a police car

yo mama is so stupid cops were chasing her so she called 911

yo mama is stupid she heard there was serial killer on the loose so she went home and hid all the cherrios

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metro2012    17

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

method man created that one.

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Growled    3,880

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

Indeed.

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Slammers    114

google earth and bodyarmor ones made me lol . nice work.

ps warwagon is the last person yoyu would ever take humor advice from. just look at some of his topics lol

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moloko    185

some good ones in there. HA.

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Raa    1,379

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

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x-scratch    134

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

well mama jokes are played out & boring

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Marshall    15,352

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

Any half-wit would realize that these jokes are reworded to be consistent with the times.

Regardless, as Quad stated, "Yo Mama" jokes are spent/played out.

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sv3tli7y    0

I was walking home the other day and I thought of two yo mama jokes and I wanted to share them ! ;)))

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

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Nefarious Trigger    6,597

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Not a joke. There's no actual "joke" in this one.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

Doesn't even make sense!?

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+The Evil Overlord    17,032

Maybe next well get a new list of chuck Norris facts.

It already exists, sort of

http://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1114945-chuck-norris/

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Jason S.    1,231

shocking - a new member resurrects an old thread

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MikeChipshop    3,260

Woah, i only found one of them funny and it was a bit close to the bone for this SFW forum haha

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Draconian Guppy    12,320

Yo mama so old she thinks neowin means "new windows" :p

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shakey    1,126

Yo mama so poor, she had to get onto government assistance and lives with her family so that they can all chip in and help her pay bills and support herself.

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