OMG I think I have a virus!


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OMG I think I have a virus!

Below is what you hear all the time from the average user.

I can't print, I think I have a virus!

My Computer won't turn on, I think I have a virus!

The DVD isn't working, I think I have a virus!

My Monitor won't turn on, I Think I have a virus'!

My Hard drive is making this weird clicky sound, I think I have a virus!

My Email isn't working, I think I have a virus!

My Internet isn't working, I think I have a virus

I can't get iTunes to sync to my iPod/iPad/iPhone, I think I have a virus!

When someone calls me on skype they can't hear me, I think i have a virus!

I can't open doc files, I think I have a virus!

My whole house lost power, I think I have a virus!

and on and on and on it goes.

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:rofl:

lol, he fixed it. But I had a friend who had an issue like that once. His computer was infected so badly it wouldn't do basic functions unless he kept the viruses on there. Virus-Powered PC!

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Yup anything does not operate the way they want they automatically think that they have been hacked or that they have a virus, when 9 times out of 10 they did something wrong... even though they probably do have a virus.

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I got the computer won't turn on one a couple hours ago

The shocking thing is everybody is paranoid about a virus they freak out over legitimate things,,, yet still Mage to get infected

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The shocking thing is everybody is paranoid about a virus they freak out over legitimate things,,, yet still Mage to get infected

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The worst I've gotten:

"My computer is telling me there are updates, but I'm not so sure. Do I have a virus?

Not that far fetched. We know full well that a lot of times when they see the 'you have updates' message that is what is trying to get you to install the virus.

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This is good for a "general" thread but certainly not funny, as per usual.

That is a political decision my friend! :laugh:

By putting this into the jokes section, it's an official statement of ridiculing PEBKAC ###### and trying to show them that they should ease up on the "virus!!! zomg"ing.

Glassed Silver:mac

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That is a political decision my friend! :laugh:

By putting this into the jokes section, it's an official statement of ridiculing PEBKAC ###### and trying to show them that they should ease up on the "virus!!! zomg"ing.

Glassed Silver:mac

So just another one of warwagon's threads then.

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