The Gift That Keeps On Grouping


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Saw this on notalwaysright.com, gave me a chuckle :p

BOOKSTORE | MICHIGAN, USA

Customer: ?Hi, I?d like to return this item, I can?t give it as a gift .?

(He hands me a copy of Pygmalion.)

Me: ?That shouldn?t be a problem. Is there anything wrong with it??

Customer: ?Turns out it?s a play. They wont be able to read it.?

Me: ?Oh, they don?t like plays??

Customer: ?No, they can?t read it because there aren?t enough people to read the parts!?

Me: ?Might I suggest that they just read it like a regular book??

Customer: *looks at me like I?m crazy*

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This one is superior,

Manager: *laughing* ?You?re gonna love this. There was a complaint against you.?

Me: ?Oh, okay??

Manager: ?Apparently you?um, package bread sticks suggestively.?

Me: ?Pardon??

Manager: ?Yeah. This is what the actual complaint says: ?She slid the bread stick into the paper bag while looking at my husband and smiling. I just know she was trying to flirt with him! We couldn?t even eat it, thanks to that hussy!??

(My manager and I crack up laughing. I?m a lesbian.)

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