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I've seen this a few times but don't ever recall it being posted here. Whether its real or fake it's still pretty funny :)

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It's pretty hard to read so here's what it says

Dear Mr. Haberny,

After sending back your zip lock bag of gold painted rocks that you considered "14 karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore", we find it is truly unfortunate that you can not understand the concept of "Do Not Contact Us Again".

Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists (who are experts in identifying precious metals) has forced us to take extreme action; this is your final warning before we contact the authorities. Your "rocks" have shown up in our inventory three times now. We will no longer attempt to return them, but will keep them as evidence. You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous amount of $1,423,061.92 you demanded for your Cash 4 Gold payment. Your petition for an "ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session" with our telemarketer's Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous. Your absurd request to be reimbursed for postage ($167.45, $138.33 & $142.73) is unwarranted and completely illicit. As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.

This is the last time that we will be in contact with you.

Sincerely,

(Insert Signature)

Jeff Aronson

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It has been posted on here before... about 2 years ago.. it gets old.. i know it's funny but you need to look through the forums before post it ...

Went to the main forum page and in the search box typed in cash4gold and it said nothing could be found!

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It has been posted on here before... about 2 years ago.. it gets old.. i know it's funny but you need to look through the forums before post it ...

I haven't seen it before, and it looks like the other 3 guys haven't seen it either... so give the guy a break.

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Went to the main forum page and in the search box typed in cash4gold and it said nothing could be found!

I feel like the search is borked right now. It has not worked for me, for days.

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It has been posted on here before... about 2 years ago.. it gets old.. i know it's funny but you need to look through the forums before post it ...

I did, what did you search for?

I used "Cash for gold" and "Cash4gold".

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Woah, thanks for the backup guys. For a minute I thought it was just me missing it :p

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Trust me, it has been posted on here before... if you can't find it thru search system, then you go through jokes section and find it manually. I know it's there somewhere..

Seems that search system is screwed up at this time. Even the "view my content" is messed up too because it is not listing my recent posts...

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Trust me, it has been posted on here before... if you can't find it thru search system, then you go through jokes section and find it manually. I know it's there somewhere..

Seems that search system is screwed up at this time. Even the "view my content" is messed up too because it is not listing my recent posts...

I do believe you, its just hard not to re-post something if its not easy to find. I doubt many people would manually check every thread before posting something plus it does seem to be giving people lulz. Forgive me :)?

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I do believe you, its just hard not to re-post something if its not easy to find. I doubt many people would manually check every thread before posting something plus it does seem to be giving people lulz. Forgive me :)?

I forgive you this time. I am saying is that we see the same thing that has been repeated from time to time. It gets old. I am sure that some of us get tired of seeing same thing over and over and over.

Of course, people will say "it has been posted before" or "I have seen that before" every time the same thing gets posted on here if the posters don't search for it first.

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I forgive you this time. I am saying is that we see the same thing that has been repeated from time to time. It gets old. I am sure that some of us get tired of seeing same thing over and over and over.

Of course, people will say "it has been posted before" or "I have seen that before" every time the same thing gets posted on here if the posters don't search for it first.

Yeah I agree, it does get annoying when things are reposted again and again. Hopefully search gets fixed soon :)

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