MP3 player's gone to s***


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"From bad to worse!"

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(I work in email and chat tech support, so one day, an email comes in.)

?Hello Miss Sir,

Please send me new one. ??My wife?s has defected.

Boris?

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?Dear Boris,

Thanks for contacting us. ??If your wife?s mp3 player is defective, we will be happy to replace it. ??Please respond with more details on the problem. ??If you have any further questions, please don?t hesitate to contact us.?

Sincerely,

[Me]?

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?Hello Miss,

Yes, send new one. My wife?s has defecated.?

:p

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this one made me laugh out loud

(This gentleman has just ordered a vanilla cone. My coworker is standing at the window giving it out while I am beside her. He asks an odd question as he is handed his ice cream.)

Customer: ?Do you believe in unicorns??

Coworker: ?What??

Customer: ?Doo-dee-doo-dee??

(He takes the ice cream cone and smashes it onto the top of his head, I?m assuming as to resemble a unicorn horn, and then drives away.)

Me: ?Oh, my.?

Coworker: ?Did that really just happen??

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