You know you're Dutch when...


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This probably won't be funny for those of you that haven't lived in Holland for a little while, but I found it rather hilarious! :p

(click Gezellig/Klopt/Lekker/Meer/Volgende if you get something that doesn't make sense)

http://youknowyouredutchwhen.com

A personal favourite of mine:

You know you're Dutch when... you've invited people over for dinner and asked them to share costs.

Bwahahaha! :laugh:

Edit: Oh and...

You know you're Dutch when... you have to bring the cake to your own birthday party.

Wtf's with that? Got caught out with that once in work actually... one second my colleagues are all like

happy birthday to you.... and the next, they're all "where's the ***ing cake?!"

Luckily, I can always play the 'I'm not Dutch' card.... strange tradition though!

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"you spend all day at the pub and join a darts league".

K, I made that one up, but neobond will get a good laugh out of it :D

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Hillarious... :D

"You prefer to hold your pee instead of paying ? 0.20 for the bathroom."

:p :p

and I think they do this - "You say "not bad" when you are extremely satisfied with someone's efforts." here as well :p

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who knew the Dutch were awesome lol

another quote "A foreigner speaks to you in Dutch and you reply in their language".This happened to me a while ago when an American started asking me for directions in Turkish and i replied him in English.I didn't realized what i did until later that day. :pinch:

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jk..

"I think we should go Dutch," the nurse said to the doctor in the dimly lit restaurant. "You pay for dinner

and the movie, and the rest of your night can be on me." :/

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