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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "-------". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "--------". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with" OBAMA 2012" stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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nice one, man! I'd high-five you if I could! :rofl:

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Modified conservative version of a popular joke.

Lol yes it is.. I noticed that about half way through and knew the ending.

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Lol yes it is.. I noticed that about half way through and knew the ending.

Haha same, much older than 2012 and nothing to do with obama :p

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Hahaha!! I'm going to do that when i'm retired now... that and my idea of attaching clams to my nipples and walking around screaming at seagulls on a public beach... ah fake dementia it will be such a fun time!

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