Muhammad Farrukh Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? ... I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan CEO deactivated170812 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Beauty disappears with age? Who said? Both sound like *******s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisp Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted March 29, 2012 Subscriber² Share Posted March 29, 2012 Beauty disappears with age? Who said? Both sound like *******s Physical beauty of the type this imaginary girl seems to be describing does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OOOOOOOO Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Beauty disappears with age? Who said? Both sound like *******s. He was correct ;) Duffydemon and Muhammad Farrukh 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittelor Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Freakin' epic! (and soo true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malechai Veteran Posted March 29, 2012 Veteran Share Posted March 29, 2012 heres the other version of this story..slightly different http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp Muhammad Farrukh 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra.Xtreme Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 heres the other version of this story..slightly different http://www.snopes.co.../golddigger.asp Yup, I believe that's the real one. The CEO of JP Morgan for the past decade is definitely married, so the story wouldn't make much sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey B. Veteran Posted March 29, 2012 Veteran Share Posted March 29, 2012 :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 expensive little ###### :laugh: Muhammad Farrukh 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ci7 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 she went that after all done and said. she would then demand divorce and take half of his empire with her. instant $$$$$$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniqstylz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Besides, much like a car (also a depreciation asset), you can give her an occasional tune-up or aftermarket modification and extend the life or increase the value of the asset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted March 29, 2012 Veteran Share Posted March 29, 2012 Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff (obviously! :rofl:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guvnor Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 The CEO is correct. Example ----> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplezz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. I lol'd Honestly if I was rich, there's no way I'd marry, I'd live like bachelor for the rest of my life :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplezz Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 The CEO is correct. Example ----> Damn that's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luis Mazza Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 This "article" is at least 5 years old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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