The Conservative Teen


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Ahh i forgot to tag. Can a mod fix this?

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/the_conservative_teen_magazine_no_this_is_not_a_joke

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Oh is this good. Click here to read the ?free? first issue of The Conservative Teen, the new magazine for a virtually non-existent audience of conservative teenagers. Judging from the number of advertisements, it looks like this is an untapped audience best left untapped?

The Conservative Teen is written for conservative teens by those who understand them best: Middle-aged Fox News reporters and former Family Research Council and Heritage Foundation employees!

In the pages of The Conservative Teen, you can read about the bizzaro world of teen abstinence that really works, how to draw Obama, and how the government creates poverty by giving money to a bunch of undeserving lazy poor people just so they can eat food! It?s true!

And did you know that Ronald Reagan was our first black president? I?ll bet you thought it was Bill Clinton! Silly hippies?

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Here?s another gem, as pointed out by the newly revved up Wonkette:

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?The vast majority of people will have sex at some time in their lives??!?!

No one who reads this publication will need to worry much about that...

Via Wonkette

Links in the story seem to be down and links from a search in bing take me to SPCA of Texas :laugh: but here are some other pages from the pdf file

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looks like an elaborate fake if you're attempting to make fun of us who are conservative...I doubt it's serious since the URL on the pages redirects to the SPCA of Texas

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looks like an elaborate fake if you're attempting to make fun of us who are conservative

Shame it's not, looks like something my daughter would like.

So you think it's a fake to make fun of conservatives but you wish it were real so your daughter could read it? :p

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So you think it's a fake to make fun of conservatives but you wish it were real so your daughter could read it? :p

I think it's fake due to it's link pointing to the SPCA, as I stated above. That is what I said, yes.

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I think it's fake due to it's link pointing to the SPCA, as I stated above. That is what I said, yes.

It was real. Ill try to look for the pdf file. Bing was giving a funny result when i searched for it (theconservativeteen.com/?p=13)

**Whoops, the magazine is not available online anymore, they must have taken it down, possibly due to shame.**

**Uh oh, those bastions of fine publishing just shut down TheConservativeTeen.com.**

http://www.vice.com/...t-magazine-ever

others reporting on it:

http://www.buzzfeed....ative-teen-maga

http://www.huffingto..._n_1387678.html (love the Colbert video from this)

http://www.anorak.co...aws-obama.html/

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