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Lawsuit of the Day: McDonald?s Turned Me Into a Hooker

?Would you like fries with that? No? How about a blow job??

Don?t get too excited, guys. Oral sex hasn?t made it to the Dollar Menu just yet. Instead, we have news of a woman who?s filed a lawsuit against McDonald?s, alleging that the billion-dollar burger bordello played a part in turning her into a prostitute.

Let?s check out the allegations, and find out whether this woman?s milkshake does, in fact, bring all the boys to the yard...

Shelley Lynn has sued McDonald?s, along with her ex-husband, Keith Handley, and his restaurant company, Ivernia, in federal court in California. She claims that she met her ex while working the counter at McDonald?s, but that she was soon forced into working the corner.

In this story, Handley plays the part of the evil pimp, and Lynn plays the part of the hooker with a heart of gold Golden Arches. Handley, Lynn?s former boss at McDonald?s, convinced her that the best way to spread her wealth was to start spreading her legs. Ba-da-ba-ba-baaa? Handley was lovin? it.

Lynn soon became the ?top booker? at brothel near Las Vegas, where she once had to have sex with 12 men in one night. So where does McDonald?s come into play? Courthouse News Service has more info:

According to Lynn?s complaint, McDonald?s ?failed to conduct a due diligence into the moral character of Handley when it sold franchises to him.?

She claims McDonald?s ?failed to properly supervise and train Handley, as a direct result of which Handley used his position as an employer and conspired with his corporation Ivernia to coerce and bribe two of Ivernia?s employees to make false statements against Lynn during Handley?s dissolution and to suppress relevant evidence he had disclosed about himself... Handley also engaged in pimping operations out of the McDonald?s franchises he owned,? according to the complaint.

Lynn is seeking lost wages, special damages, compensatory damages and punitive damages for sex trafficking, negligent retention and supervision of franchisees, and racketeering.

And now we all get to wonder what?s really in their ?special sauce.?

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Well you can sue if your coffee is too hot, you can sue because there are toys with kids meals, so why not sue them for makeing you become a hooker?

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Well you can sue if your coffee is too hot

All they had to do was lower the temperature of their coffee to a sane temperature. They failed to do that. Then they failed to pay the woman for medical expenses. Then they got slapped with the FU lawsuit that everyone makes fun of.

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All they had to do was lower the temperature of their coffee to a sane temperature. They failed to do that. Then they failed to pay the woman for medical expenses. Then they got slapped with the FU lawsuit that everyone makes fun of.

True. But they didnt spill it on her. - But after looking at this, and feeling sorry for her because she is old - Im glad she got $$ :)

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That lawsuit should be throwed out. mcdees doesen't force you to eat there, so if the food they serve forces you to become something, and you try to blame them for it then that's one stupid reason for a lawsuit. People are always tryin to get rich but suing, with stupid reasons, isin't the answer. There is plenty of work out thier but people don't want to be smart and actually earn it. Poor folks already have it hard enough. Don't make it worse.

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True. But they didnt spill it on her. - But after looking at this, and feeling sorry for her because she is old - Im glad she got $$ :)

Don't be absurd, If it was too hot then she could have asked them to cool it or better yet, let it cool down. If she suffered an injury then she should be entitled to $$, which is what happened.

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The stupitidy is strong with this one.

She actually might be onto something.

As we all know Macdonalds makes everyone fat in an instant right? (/s) So she probably an fat one (hooker is a bad bad word), not so many customers, so she lost her job thanks to macdonalds and now demanding compensation.

Am I rite or am i rite?

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