House Of The Dead Movie *possible spoilers*


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Oh. My. God.

My roomate and I just went to see The House of The Dead. PLEASE, fellow neowinians...do not waste your money or your time on this piece of ****.

First - why the hell did the creators (who shall henceforth be collectively called "Those ******s") feel it necessary to flash actual footage of the video game in the action sequences and during scene transitions? Oh my god! Those ******s should die horrible and painful deaths.

I would rather ~ahem~ "be with myself" to pictures of my mother's prom than have to even LOOK at the title of this wad of used toilet paper of a film.

I swear - this movie was so IQ deadening, I ACTUALLY LOST MY WAY HOME, and forgot where my house was. You can ask my roomate. I lost my goddamn house.

Please, I implore you all...do not go see this movie. It's baaad.

'Nuff said.

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