What If Condoms Had Sponsors?


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Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.

M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands

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Apple: Sex. Redefined.

or:

It's Gatekeeper 2.0.

or:

With iCondom you do not get viruses.

or:

PC Condoms for work(place). Mac condoms for joy! And since Mac condoms are compatible to PC, you can have sex at work, too!

Glassed Silver:mac

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Alka-Seltzer: I can?t believe I ate the whole thing.

Allegra: The relief goes on.

Ambien: Works like a dream.

American Dairy Assoc: Behold the power of cheese.

American Express: Don?t leave home without it.

Anacin: For fast, fast, fast relief

AT&T: Reach out and touch someone.

Bissel: Life?s messy. Clean it up!

BMW: Sheer driving pleasure.

Burger King: It just tastes better.

Capital One: What?s in your wallet?

Chevron Texaco: Turning partnership into energy.

Cheez-It: Get your own box.

Cialis: Will you be ready?

Coors: The silver bullet.

Energizer: It keeps going, and going, and going...

Fischer Price: Play. Laugh. Grow.

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Since Apple boast that Macs cannot get Windows Viruses, I imagine their condoms would proudly boast that if you use Apple Condoms, you are guaranteed not to contract Canine Parvovirus :)

Apple Condoms: Doink Different.

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Damn, I just got a flashback to like '99 when this was a frequent chain mail topic.

I've got the best ever condom packet... somewhere, that's a picture of the front below.

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And on the back it had "I SAID ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL?" With a field below with a phone in it for their number.

Just had a quick Google and you can buy them from here if anyone is short of a pick-up line!

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/shop/item/6427133032578.aspx

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Gillette: The best a man can get.

Holiday Inn: Pleasing people the world over.

Hostess Cupcakes: Where?s the cream filling?

Irish Spring: Manly yes, but I like it, too.

Jaguar: Don?t dream it. Drive it.

Juicy Juice: 100% juice for 100% kids.

Kix Cereal: Kid tested. Mother approved.

Lay's Potato Chips: Betcha can?t eat just one.

Lucky Charms: Magically delicious.

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop.

National Beef Assoc: Beef. It?s what?s for dinner.

National Pork Board: Pork. The other white meat.

National Crime Prevention Assoc: Take a bite out of crime.

Nissan: Enjoy the ride.

Packard: Ask the man who owns one.

Parkay Margarine: The flavor says butter.

Prudential: Get a piece of the rock.

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Access - Your flexible Friend

AT&T: Reach out and touch someone

Bisto: Ah Bisto!

Bounty: The quicky Picker Upper

Charmin: Please don't squeeze the Charmin

Courage Tavern Ale: It's what your right arm's for!

Lays: Betcha just can't eat one.

Meow Mix: It tastes so good cats ask for it by it's name LOL

Peter Paul Mounds/ Almond Joy - Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Radio Times: If its on, its in.

Remington: I liked it so much, I bought the company

Schweppes: Shhh, You know who

Sure: Raise your hands if you're sur

Visa: It's everywhere you want it to be.ha

Wheaties: Breakfast of champions

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Coca Cola: Sponsoring your favorite team at the European Championship 2012!

Motorola: Hello Baby! (viral campaign hash tag: #oops)

Samsung: Turn on your b***!

Nokia: *wrr wrr* No, that's not your Lumia vibrating!

Glassed Silver:mac

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Google: I'm Feeling Lucky

HTC: Quietly Brilliant

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