Warning Signs of INSANITY


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Below is my "list of 8 behaviors" I have been told were insane. I hope you enjoy it and if you wish to add a few, then be my guest! :)

1) I incessantly talk to my pets, my bird included, believing they really understand my words? and I really believe they will actually talk back to me someday with an intelligent and appropriate response.

2) FOX NEWS was my only news source for a 2-year period (I know, I know?) and although I watched it morning, day and night I was still waiting to hear or see a story that was reliable and news worthy.

3) I keep voting for politicians (Democrat & Republican) who promise they are going to end the big tax breaks on the wealthy, but it never happens and I still vote for the SOB's anyway!!! :/

4) I do not exercise and probably never will, but I keep expecting to lose weight and to have abs of steel and I am constantly discouraged when my weight does not change and my abs are still soft? weird, why has nothing changed?

5) I continue to explain to the parents of children I see in the emergency department who have a self-limited, viral illness the pathophysiology of a simple, viral infection and how they DO NOT need an antibiotic? expecting them to somehow UNDERSTAND!!!

6) Peeing in the yard (at night) is something I've always done. It brings me joy? and relief! I'm still waiting for my wife to understand and not get ****ed off.

7) I have a superpower, but no one is aware of this truth. My superpower is I can guess what people (and animals) are thinking. And although to date I have had very poor results with this superpower, I continue to try it out? believing someday I will master it!!!

8) My farts smell good, but no one else agrees... they think they stink. I still fart at work, expecting my co-workers to enjoy the odor, but I'm still getting the same response from them... "YUCK, you're sick!!!

I'm not sick... I am insane!!! ;-)

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