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Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:"pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back: "computer completely fu*ked now."

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lol

also pouring warm water on a froze vehicle window will shatter the windows... or at least videos on the internet would seam to show that.

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lol

also pouring warm water on a froze vehicle window will shatter the windows... or at least videos on the internet would seam to show that.

I've done it before, they didn't shatter. I've also done it around the door frame as my door was frozen shut. Didn't cause any issues. Granted I didn't splash water over the entire thing, just a slow pour.

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Last year when it was about -20C in the UK, my girlfriend would pour lukewarm (not hot, because that WOULD crack the window) water on her car windshield so she could see on the way to work. Trouble is, we didn't have hot water in the apartment (we were cheapskates, and rarely needed it so we turned the boiler off), so she'd boil the kettle and cool it down by diluting with cold water.

One morning she was late for work, and instead of waiting for the kettle to boil some water, she just used some cold water. She poured the water onto her windscreen, and the water froze instantly on the windscreen, creating a perfectly smooth sheen of ice over the frost on her windscreen, which was almost inpenetrable.

She comes back inside with a face like thunder, and tells me what happened. I laughed, hard, which made her angrier, which made me laugh even harder. It was a vicious cycle :laugh:

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