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1. man go in da wata, man no come out da wata.....shark in da wata

2. "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe."

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2. "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe."

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whoa lol.......I just prefer to make my own.....I have an odd sense of humor and it usually works well.

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I've always made up my own. I've got a few good ones.

damn you jacob

Damn you Jacob

Damn You Jacob!

DAMN YOU JACOB!!!

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That's right, SLEEP.  If it's during the day, that meens I didn't have the chance to switch the message from sleep, to school.  I'm glad we've got that all cleared up.  *cough*.  So, uh, night.

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User is dead

Ah.
Mmmm... what's that over there?  Looks to me like a chicken wing... yummmm.... food.... You know, I love food.  There are also several other people who love food.  You should try food too.  Another good thing to do with food is pick a day, and have the same kind of food every day that day.  I have Pizza every Tuesday.  Mmmm... Pizza... Food... I love food.  I'm probly eating dinner right now.  Mmmm... Dinner... I love dinner.  Dinner is good.  Mmmm....
Grooming / Showering / Baithing / Washing / Brushing / Cleaning / Combing

Myself.  Lots of people do it.  It's fun!  And it feels oh so good!

I like to shower.  Why do I like to shower?  I don't know, I feel that I get a better temperature of water in a shower then in a bath.  In a shower you can constantly change the temperature of the water and it is reflected imediatly.  In a bath, you have not that luxury.  When you are filling up the tub (which takes FOREVER) sure, you can bump it hotter or colder, but that takes a while for you to mesure the effect.  And you may realize then that it is TOO hot or TOO cold when you tried to adjust it.  Oh, and don't get me started about changing the temperature when it's already FULL.  You have to let some of the water out, guess at a good level, then start filling it up again with water that by iteslf is too hot or too cold before it gets mixed in and you never know how far it is over the line and it's uncomfortable as hell when you touch this too hot or too cold water, etc, etc.

I like showers.

All in all I've got 33 diffrent messages. All with their own story, and all perfect for diffrent times.

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two of my faves, first is me making fun of the whole gansta talk:

brb dawg, word to my mother in the hizouse, peace in to all my cats and mice out there, word down baby!
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

o man that just turned me on!

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This is the one that I primarily use.

I'm either gone, busy, dead, or something like that. Since you probably have nothing better to do, leave me a message.

Short, sweet, and covers pretty much all the bases. :cool:

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Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister

see if you can do this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

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Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister

see if you can do this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

hahahahaha :rofl: (Y) I like it!!

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