DocM Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Sounds like a winner to me ;) http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/ Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning SicknessALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) ? Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman?s body will initially reject the father?s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father?s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what?s already in her body. Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia. PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Works for me :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patseguin Global Moderator Posted August 10, 2012 Global Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2012 Works for me too lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirEvan Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'll be sure to tell the girl I'm dating this if i ever get her pregnant. lol I'm not a medical professional, but I find this hard to believe. first, I can MAYBE understand the body rejecting the sperm, but the solution is to swallow it to build up a tolerances? Again, I'm no expert, but I would think that in the time it took to swallow semen and have it end up in the stomach where the acid and other enzymes would break it down pretty quick, or at least kill the sperm, would be pretty quick, and that none of it, if anything would absorb into the blood stream. Don't get me wrong, as much as I'd like to be able to tell the next girl that swallowing is good for her, I find this to be a little far fetched. Xahid and Japlabot 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Veteran Posted August 10, 2012 Veteran Share Posted August 10, 2012 This is win, win! Imagine getting woke up in the morning by "Honey, I need you to drop your boxers, I have morning sickness" ummm......ok! Calum 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laughing Man Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Why was I not called for this study... Calum 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Sounds like a load of rubbish to me. My wife suckled down more semen than Jemma Jameson and she still had morning sickness. Sandy, +Warwagon, Marshall and 3 others 6 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted August 12, 2012 Member Share Posted August 12, 2012 I really don't care if it works or not, it's a great excuse. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArialBlue Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Oh you guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arceles Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 LOL... literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGeorge Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Would this mean that women on the pill who're "taking rounds" from men not wearing condoms should be having symptoms of morning sickness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 this will be printed out and put on the fridge..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Matrix Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisj1968 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 well.. (looks back at my wife) The doctor said so....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted August 12, 2012 MVC Share Posted August 12, 2012 Sounds like a load of rubbish to me. My wife suckled down more semen than Jemma Jameson and she still had morning sickness. Best comment of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Start your day the right way ladies...all natural Man juice, high in protein and cures morning sickness. simplezz 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted August 12, 2012 MVC Share Posted August 12, 2012 Well you know what the Oak Ridge Boys say Come on in, baby take you coat off, Come on in, baby take a load off Come on in, baby shake the blues off I'm gonna love that frown away Come on in, baby put a smile on, Come on in, baby tell me what's wrong Come on in, the blues will be long gone I'm gonna love your hurt away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ZbWIMYhZ0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinggus Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Sounds like a load of rubbish to me. My wife suckled down more semen than Jemma Jameson and she still had morning sickness. That's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Mirumir Subscriber¹ Posted August 13, 2012 Subscriber¹ Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sounds like a load of rubbish to me. My wife suckled down more semen than Jemma Jameson and she still had morning sickness. Easy. Your wife's body has built up tolerance to your semen and it doesn't have that effect on her any more. :rofl: LOL @ the comment from the website: My wife didn't believe it at first. But after a few months she couldn't do without it. She also uses it as an appetite suppressant, for headaches, PMS and menstrual cramping, moodiness, an OCD medication for sexual addiction, gambling, smoking, drug/alcohol abuse,shopping and talking on the phone/texting, anti-depression and anti-anxiety relief, a topping for chocolate ice cream and a topical skin ointment. It has always been nature's cure all for women and their best source of protein. Try some today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 also a trearment for morning wood. the expulsion of it. that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplezz Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Men with pregnant wife's/girlfriends all over the land celebrate :p also a trearment for morning wood. the expulsion of it. that is. Kill two birds with one stone, I like it ;) Haha, this thread is hilarious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calum Veteran Posted August 13, 2012 Veteran Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have a couple of single friends who are pregnant. I'm glad I now know of a way I can finally help them out like any true friend should :yes: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApuBo Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have a couple of single friends who are pregnant. I'm glad I now know of a way I can finally help them out like any true friend should :yes: :p Only works if youre the father :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyarecomingforyou Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 So one guy comes up with a theory and it gets reported over the media as if it's fact? That's not how medicine works. The guy is a psychologist; he specialises in mental processes, not biology. That's like interviewing a chemist when writing an article about the Large Hadron Collider. It's irresponsible journalism. I didn't realise that CBS was a gutter-tabloid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotdot Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Thought oral sex gave you cancer...... http://news.bbc.co.u...lth/6639461.stm ....like 99% of the items you come into contact with daily (Daily Mail sources) :p Calum 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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