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Roses Are Red

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+jnelsoninjax    11,517
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tuckeratlarge    144

Err...OK.......Anyway..

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

And they got them from Marks and Spencers.

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Crisp    3,271
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djdanster    594

Haha, lighten up people!

I saw this yesterday on 9gag, funny :)

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nabz0r    146

LOL, I just did it to my GF. And here is her reply.. lol (Jag ?lskar dig means I love you)

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Phouchg    2,048

Roses are red, violets are blue

Garbage is dumped and so are you :D

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PsYcHoKiLLa    2,291

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

They all grow in manure, and so smell of poo :)

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Victor Rambo    5,873
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Titoist    224

Roses are red,

Lemons are sour.

Spread your legs,

and give me an hour.

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mps69    237

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Welcome to Dumpsville

Population you

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DKAngel    309

rose are red

spinach is green

now open your legs

and ill fill it with cream!

the roses have floured the violets are dead , now so and so can sit on my head

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*RedBull*    608

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^^ FTW!!! LOL (if you're drunk at at bar with a drunk hoe it might work!)

my attempt:

Rose is all red

Violets a hoe

Her friend spreads her legs

as you take in the show

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PmRd    469

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

The OP wasn't funny

and neither are you

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HEKTIK    16

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm spanking my monkey

And thinking of YOU!

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*RedBull*    608

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

The OP wasn't funny

and neither are you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

"I"m not funny?"

and neither are you

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PmRd    469

Roses are red

Violets are blue

"I"m not funny?"

and neither are you

I'm reading this thread

While taking a poo

I see your reply...

How clever of you

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Dan~    248

Roses are blue

violets are red

I'm no good at colours

but I'm good in bed

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randominteger    0

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

And so am I.

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*RedBull*    608

I'm reading this thread

While taking a poo

I see your reply...

How clever of you

glad you can read

and do number two

But no one has wit

when taking a sh*t

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+warwagon    12,743

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My Jokes aren't funny

But you already knew that..

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moloko    186

some funny ones...show me ur ######. hehehe. thats going on the gfs next card. LOL

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