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Err...OK.......Anyway..

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

And they got them from Marks and Spencers.

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LOL, I just did it to my GF. And here is her reply.. lol (Jag ?lskar dig means I love you)

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rose are red

spinach is green

now open your legs

and ill fill it with cream!

the roses have floured the violets are dead , now so and so can sit on my head

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^^ FTW!!! LOL (if you're drunk at at bar with a drunk hoe it might work!)

my attempt:

Rose is all red

Violets a hoe

Her friend spreads her legs

as you take in the show

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue

The OP wasn't funny

and neither are you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

"I"m not funny?"

and neither are you

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

"I"m not funny?"

and neither are you

I'm reading this thread

While taking a poo

I see your reply...

How clever of you

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I'm reading this thread

While taking a poo

I see your reply...

How clever of you

glad you can read

and do number two

But no one has wit

when taking a sh*t

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