What the hell is with the new Apple commercials


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What's with the new Apple commercials? They talk as if they are talking Stupid to you. The way they talk is like they have a low IQ level or they are talking as if the crowd they are catering to has a low IQ level..... Kinda like the "Duh" IQ.

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What's with the new Apple commercials? They talk as if they are talking Stupid to you. The way they talk is like they have a low IQ level or they are talking as if the crowd they are catering to has a low IQ level..... Kinda like the "Duh" IQ.

Why are you surprised? These ads, first and foremost, are made for Apple customers first - and they ARE dim witted, low IQ'd imbeciles with a sheep horde mentality :p

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Why are you surprised? These ads, first and foremost, are made for Apple customers first - and they ARE dim witted, low IQ'd imbeciles with a sheep horde mentality :p

Oooh you are so going to get raped for that one... :laugh:

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Why are you surprised? These ads, first and foremost, are made for Apple customers first - and they ARE dim witted, low IQ'd imbeciles with a sheep horde mentality :p
Oooh you are so going to get raped for that one... :laugh:

What I think is sader is the fact that there are people out there who will go "oooh, I never thought of it like that! my old ear phones suck! I need to get an iPhone 5!"

Funny, never in my life have I ever looked at my ear phones and thought, "gee, I wish they were a different shape". I guess this is what they call 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' once you've run out of ideas.

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all the previous apple headphones were circular... so apple's admitting that their own design was wrong?

Just like when Mr. Jobs said Apple found the perfect size for a smartphone. What happened? Oh, that's right! They made the screen bigger.

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What's with the new Apple commercials? They talk as if they are talking Stupid to you. The way they talk is like they have a low IQ level or they are talking as if the crowd they are catering to has a low IQ level..... Kinda like the "Duh" IQ.

It's the dumbing down of America :laugh:

Why are you surprised? These ads, first and foremost, are made for Apple customers first - and they ARE dim witted, low IQ'd imbeciles with a sheep horde mentality :p

And Windows 8 users are the Einsteins. :shifty:

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What if Apple did make a QEC?

hmmm the The iPhone in 2185 may have iQuant capabilities, and may be audio streaming to your cochlear implants, and you can bet the holo-TV commercials will be dumb too :laugh:

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