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Hum    6,930

Tallahassee, FL (WCTV) -- A Gadsden County man is accused of sneaking into a neighbor's barn and having sex with a horse.

It's the second time Patrick Linn has been arrested for it.

The owner of that horse can hardly believe Linn would return to the scene of the crime.

"I would say it's hard to believe, but I had a feeling he'd be back because I believe it's a compulsion type thing with him. I don't ... I just ... it's bad," Allen McDearmid said shaking his head.

Allen McDearmid says he knew there was trouble when his wife went to the barn and noticed some lubricant on the stall door.

"She then checked the horse ... and I went down and checked the security video and sure enough, there he was going into the stall," McDearmid said.

Deputies say Patrick Linn was caught on tape sneaking into McDearmids' barn in the wee hours of Sunday morning. Linn has been charged with trespassing, burglary and sex acts with animals.

That animal is a stud horse named Sunny.

It comes two years after Linn was caught on tape and arrested for doing the same thing in the same barn with a different horse. Linn was sentenced to two years in prison for the break in and was just released in May.

The McDearmids and just about everyone else around here can't believe Linn would return knowing there were surveillance cameras in the barn.

On Monday night deputies waited for Linn. They wound up chasing him through the woods and arresting him in front of his own house, more than a mile way. Linn told them he'd been out for a walk.

"The guy knows right from wrong or he wouldn't be running like he does, but he ain't totally right for what he's doing," McDearmid said. "I think he needs help and he needs to be put away so he can't do anything like that."

McDearmid says he is tired of worrying about what he's going to find when he walks out in his yard at night or what his wife or daughter might find.

"Where does that lead to? It could escalate ... you don't know," he said.

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Simon-    490

OK disgusting, but no people were harmed and I don't see how 2 years of prison is going to fix anything for him, he needs Psych treatment.

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Rippleman    2,701

surely it would be easier and cheaper to just buy your own horse? /s

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thechronic    183
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Detection    2,256
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Hum    6,930

I don't know how you screw a horse -- but then, I don't want to know. You'd think the horse would have kicked the hell out of him.

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Growled    3,880

surely it would be easier and cheaper to just buy your own horse? /s

That's what I was thinking. Maybe it's more fun when it's someone else's horse?

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iguanas    4

Amazing post!!!

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Hum    6,930

That's what I was thinking. Maybe it's more fun when it's someone else's horse?

Wouldn't a sheep be easier ? No step ladder needed. And it wouldn't eat like a horse. :laugh:

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*RedBull*    608

Wouldn't a sheep be easier ? No step ladder needed. And it wouldn't eat like a horse. :laugh:

And anal on a male horse? Seriously get a sheep.

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remixedcat    2,766

Florida:The Zombie State

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leesmithg    226

OK disgusting, but no people were harmed and I don't see how 2 years of prison is going to fix anything for him, he needs Psych treatment.

Castration is what he needs!

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Mystic Mungis    678

Maybe he just thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker?

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MikeChipshop    3,381

Eeeew a male horse!

i jest :shiftyninja:

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Hum    6,930

^ Yeah eww -- but a female's 'parts' would be out of reach. :s Unless you're hung like a horse.

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Growled    3,880

I think this thread is moving into the TMI zone. :D

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