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Ladies and gentleman I give you the next President of the United States...

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Phantom Spaceman    89
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+Raze    13,685

YAY!! He promised a Surface for all Neowinians if he was elected! :D

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Obi-Wan Kenobi    1,083

ERMAGHERD! NEHRBEHRND! :p

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Colin McGregor    569

he then hands the country over to the neowin community and the US becomes gun toting atheists and all the pcs are running Linux or xp.

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FMH    715

Pretty funny, and instead of Romney put Mclaren2.

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Geoffrey B.    1,414

I thought you had to be an American to win?

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Phantom Spaceman    89

I thought you had to be an American to win?

Shhhh!

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Mohitster    87

I know I know it's a US election but can I vote too? Pretty please? :)

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Open Minded    941

And here I was thinking it was going to be either a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

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FMH    715

I know I know it's a US election but can I vote too? Pretty please? :)

If you are not an American citizen you can't vote, but you can run for election and become the president... ;)

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neufuse    2,790

I thought you had to be an American to win?

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...

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2xSilverKnight    179

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...

Better have a non-american than this republican idiot called Romney.

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Southern Patriot    737

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...

Depends on when and where you were born. Mine is a good bit more detailed than what my sons have.

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Growled    3,880

We are all doomed. :p

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68k    290

That's exactly the type of leader we need! :D

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McKay    3,695

Neobond swore if he was elected be wouldnt go on a killing rampage. But like most politicians he promised more than he could deliver.

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FMH    715

OMG! Neobond is from Kenya.

Here's a copy of his birth certificate:

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If he can give me a record of his university's papers, I would donate 5 million cents to a charity of my choice.

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