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Hum    6,929

A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.

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f0rk_b0mb    698

Don't do drugs, kids.

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Javik    3,961

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Hum    6,929

I hope they made her wash her hands before they cuffed her. :s

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Lingwo    489

This is a Dog The Bounty Hunter episode i want to see :laugh:

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Detection    2,256

This is a Dog The Bounty Hunter episode i want to see :laugh:

:laugh:

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Roger H.    773

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I'd hit it......

....... with a semi-truck! WTF! :x

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Dashel    538

Lesson 1, never trust a helpful pig.

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

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Crisp    3,271

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

Maybe she was just scratching her coin purse? :s

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Rohdekill    717

Lesson 1, never trust a helpful pig.

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

Probably cuz nothing was technically exposed. A hand can fit down the inside of a pair of pants.

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ThePitt    199

vids or didnt happend

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XerXis    251

vids or didnt happend

Have you SEEN the picture above? :huh:

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soniqstylz    1,048

Have you SEEN the picture above? :huh:

No one looks good in a mug shot.

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+The Evil Overlord    17,437

wow, just wow.

at least there was no mention of minors being in the coffee shop at the time

I don't have a problem with what she was doing, but a HUGE NO! to drugs, specially recreational ones.

Although I am aware that a part of the drug cocaine is used in making painkillers, (and that harder drugs also have similar properties)

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Shadrack    601

Yeah...that picture and the crack found on her pretty much ruined the fantasy I was mustering up about some cute girl in the corner of Starbucks looking at porn and touching herself.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi    1,083

:x

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Charisma    2,388

Maybe she was just scratching her coin purse? :s

I'm totally calling it that from now on :shifty:

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+The Evil Overlord    17,437

Yeah...that picture and the crack found on her pretty much ruined the fantasy I was mustering up about some cute girl in the corner of Starbucks looking at porn and touching herself.

lol so I wasn't the only one

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Gabe3    12

lol so I wasn't the only one

fantasy ruined here as well after seeing that mug shot.

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Crisp    3,271

I'm totally calling it that from now on :shifty:

Lol it's off Family Guy...

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Growled    3,880

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I'd hit it......

....... with a semi-truck! WTF! :x

I wouldn't hit that with your semi-truck, much less mine.:p

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Nothing Here    450

Come on guys, she ain't so bad. If your a drug addicted gorilla!

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