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Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears

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Farchord    214

If it IS gonna end, I'd rather it happen before then! Bloody killer snowmen ffs.. Sheesh!

Killer snowmen or gruesome death by something you can't see or understand? Hmmm...

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remixedcat    2,766

the world ends when I run out of skooma!

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TurboShrimp    38

all they are going to do is say oops we had it wrong its going to end on the 21st in 181 years from now always a reason lol

Tin-Foil Hats FTW

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+LogicalApex    1,746

My recommendation for them is that they send all of their money to me :)

No need to hold into worthless paper they cant take with them. In fact, I'll buy it at a rate of 1/100th of its value :D

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sathenzar    23

I hope every single person that is stupid enough and thinks the world is going to end wakes up the following day and just commits suicide.

what a Crock

+1 I love how there have been so many times "the end of the world is coming". Jesus get over yourselves already. We have about as much of a clue about the world ending as a rock does about it's surrounding environment. Idk why everyone is so hung up on the world ending. If it does somehow one day, then sit back and enjoy yourself while you can. Life is like a train and you know what, it's going to hit you. Now you can either run from it in panic until you die, or you can sit back, crack open a beer and watch it come.

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MikeChipshop    3,386

But almost all jokes aside, if the end of the world comes, please let it be after the Doctor Who Christmas special! Afterwards, I don't care XD

Damn right! Other wise the end of the world will have me to answer too!!!!

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+LogicalApex    1,746

+1 I love how there have been so many times "the end of the world is coming". Jesus get over yourselves already. We have about as much of a clue about the world ending as a rock does about it's surrounding environment. Idk why everyone is so hung up on the world ending. If it does somehow one day, then sit back and enjoy yourself while you can. Life is like a train and you know what, it's going to hit you. Now you can either run from it in panic until you die, or you can sit back, crack open a beer and watch it come.

I always find it very comical as well. As after all, we are all going to die anyway. The world ending makes no difference in that regard.

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Twiddle    487

+1 I love how there have been so many times "the end of the world is coming". Jesus get over yourselves already. We have about as much of a clue about the world ending as a rock does about it's surrounding environment. Idk why everyone is so hung up on the world ending. If it does somehow one day, then sit back and enjoy yourself while you can. Life is like a train and you know what, it's going to hit you. Now you can either run from it in panic until you die, or you can sit back, crack open a beer and watch it come.

(Y)

I am going to shamelessly quote my own signature here:

"Humanity has believed that we are living in the end-times since the beginning of time. From the moment humans gained sentience, we immediately thought that everything around us was irrevocably f****d" ~Robert Brockway

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Rippleman    2,702

i read 1/3 of the US still thinks the world is only 6,000 years old, so... So if the US can believe that, i guess the world can believe in 2012 :)

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123456789A    4,709

As a veteran of surviving the end of the world (Y2K), I'm not terribly concerned.

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Guest seanseany   

I cant wait for the 22nd , Im seriously going to troll the nut job sites till I'm banned into oblivion.

No doubt the doom sayers will come out with some BS excuse as to why we all are alive and create some other stupid date for our horrific deaths.

Why dont these idiots make up something nice , Like the AOKP unicorn comes down and licks the evil from humanity until we get a visit from a spaceship full of little green android dudes and we all get assimilated into droids (4.2 AOKP obviously)

A man can only dream hahaha :woot:

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insanelyapple    71
As a veteran of surviving the end of the world (Y2K), I'm not terribly concerned.

Its probably the sixth world ending in my short life and i am not bovvered...

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TPreston    5,387

I cant wait for the 22nd , Im seriously going to troll the nut job sites till I'm banned into oblivion.

No doubt the doom sayers will come out with some BS excuse as to why we all are alive and create some other stupid date for our horrific deaths.

Why dont these idiots make up something nice , Like the AOKP unicorn comes down and licks the evil from humanity until we get a visit from a spaceship full of little green android dudes and we all get assimilated into droids (4.2 AOKP obviously)

A man can only dream hahaha :woot:

This, These fools have been spamming this crap for half a decade on youtube and other sites time for the self inflected humiliation.

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Farstrider    297
In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.

Is this a joke? That name is known for something else that I consider wacky as well lol :p

I also spotted this and was surprised that only one person picked up on this! Perhaps we're showing our age, (Not sure how old you are?) but for those that don't know what we are going on about, the person that immediately came to mind was L. Ron Hubbard. He wrote pretty famous books like Battlfield Earth and Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. He also started that most insidious of "religions" called Scientology!

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Hum    6,930

Open your Xmas gifts early ! :D

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xfx    29

We can't see it because it will hit us from below, the south pole... and all are telescopes are facing upwards!

TA-DA!

I just noticed the typo, and I cannot edit the post!

Now that's embarrassing... :cry:

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Growled    3,880

The world can't end until I get my Christmas presents. I'm expecting good ones too.

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Astra.Xtreme    2,135

I also spotted this and was surprised that only one person picked up on this! Perhaps we're showing our age, (Not sure how old you are?) but for those that don't know what we are going on about, the person that immediately came to mind was L. Ron Hubbard. He wrote pretty famous books like Battlfield Earth and Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. He also started that most insidious of "religions" called Scientology!

It crossed my mind too, but I think he died something on the lines of 20 years ago. Other people here probably realized the same thing. :)

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notuptome2004    140

I cant wait for the 22nd , Im seriously going to troll the nut job sites till I'm banned into oblivion.

No doubt the doom sayers will come out with some BS excuse as to why we all are alive and create some other stupid date for our horrific deaths.

Why dont these idiots make up something nice , Like the AOKP unicorn comes down and licks the evil from humanity until we get a visit from a spaceship full of little green android dudes and we all get assimilated into droids (4.2 AOKP obviously)

A man can only dream hahaha :woot:

There is a Big Flaw in the End of the world tho as i live here in Oregon so does the end of the world happen eastern standard time or does it happen pacific does it happen in japan first or where ever ti is the 21st already

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DarkTorizo    8

I wonder if the end of the world coming will spark a big spike in the worldwide birth rate around say... September 2013? :rofl:

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Guest seanseany   

There is a Big Flaw in the End of the world tho as i live here in Oregon so does the end of the world happen eastern standard time or does it happen pacific does it happen in japan first or where ever ti is the 21st already

Exactly , I live in London .so what clock are we going by ? I find it rather ironic that they could supposedly predict the future but didn't see the end of the empire they had built coming :laugh:.I just love this theory ,Mind blowing ...wow , just wow !

I have done a lot of research on the subject of 2012 and i have come to a possible conclusion. as many of you know, there are a few different scenarios on what could happen. 3 days of darkness, 2 suns afterwards etc. my belief is that the earth is going to go through the black hole that is expanding at the edge of our solar system and will take three days to get through and when we come out the other side, we will be in a new solar system with 2 suns and different constellations. i know that all of this is hard to believe but its the most rational explanation that i can think of that makes some sense. please can you all consider this as a possibility and let me know your thoughts?

ATS

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Skin    299

Who is really freaking out about this thing? I work with a lot of people... not one has made reference to this date in a less than laughing and mocking way, friends... same thing. Hell, even at places like the mall and grocery store, not a peep.

Ohhhh yeah, the news outlet are talking about it to drum up business. Carry on.

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strekship    16

If Nibiru was going to hit earth on the 21st, dont you think we'd see it in the sky by now?

I'm actually surprised this entire year wasnt filled with panic, tv shows, sensationalistic news and more movies like... well, '2012'.

You must not have turned on the History Channel recently...

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Alladaskill17    181

Not going to even read the article, people are stupid, and misinterpreting it completely. The Mayan calendar continues well past this year, some of my professors had a seminar disproving this s***. Other than that I'm clueless as to the "facts" people seem to be applying to 12/21. In conclusion - if you believe this ****, you're F'ing retarded and come see me on the 22nd :)

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zeta_immersion    68

Neobond, you better have this damn thing backed up and on generators if the world ends I wanna read it last here :)

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