Yeah the Revolutions will be pretty crappy


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I haven't heard one good thing yet. Nebu from ExpectNothing saw it today and gave a whole list as to why it was crap, and he enjoyed 1 and 2. I've mirrored the list here, so don't read if you don't want spoilers, but personally if you read this I don't think you would give a crap, its not like this is a wonderful climatic, philosophical epiphany ending all the fanboys dream over.

Yeah I'll see it, but I'm prepared for mediocracy. You should be too. And yes for the record I like the Matrix, but not in the over-the-top best movie ever way that is ever so popular.

Avert your Eyes Fanboys, its SPOLIERS!

What's wrong with 3? So many problems. (MAJOR SPOILERS). Thanks to Indo for the rap session where we hammered out some of the major problems (most of movie) with this movie.

1. The first half is so boring. I wanted to kill myself. It is like you want to grab the remote and fast forward. To give you an idea, one of the first scenes is Neo talking to some Indian family (guy, wife, girl) and it drags on forever.

2. They chase some bum. Why are they chasing the bum? Do you care if they are chasing the bum? No.

3. They go back to the Oracle over and over again. They talk to her, they go back to talk to her, they talk to her again. Geez! OK OK.

4. There's nothing new. We're introduced to pretty much everything in 1/2 and everything in 3 is just a repeat of 1/2. We did get to see a few new computer bots, but nothing special.

5. The giant fight scene to protect the dome/dock was ok but it was just so over the top BS. While you can take that inside the Matrix it's a little too much to put up with outside the Matrix.

6. It's very predictable. You're introduced to a stupid kid who the commander says he's counting on him. Then of course comes the situation where he has to count on him. DIDNT SEE THAT COMING! Link's woman is fighting at home and wow she survives to meet him. Didn't see that coming!

7. People are all in the tunnles, uh we saw that in Terminator already.

8. The storyline is like a ripoff of Lord of the Rings. We have Neo/Trinity on their impossible quest to mount doom (Ring bearer) and then all their friends fighting an impossible battle.

9. Action squences weren't as cool as 2. 2 was amazing but this time it wasn't even more of the same, it was LESS. Snooze.

10. In 2 they got you sitting there forever while you're listening to all this talk, but in 3. it's all dumbed down. 2 guys fight each other, 1 wins, the end.

11. They replace the actress for the Oracle (I heard she died) and they waste all this time trying to explain the change. The lady looked enough alike that I wouldn't have even noticed if they didn't bring it up. Why waste our time like that. They did a very half assed job of explaining it.

12. All the characters that you see again remind you of how awesome 1/2 was and how you're missing out on that. You go oh that's the guy who was awesome in 2, only he wasn't awesome in 3 at all.

13. Morpheus has like NO part in the movie.

14. They waste all this time showing them fly around in the tunnels. Yeah we've seen that already in Star Wars with the Millenium Falcon and the Asteroid. We've even see that in 1/2 already.

15. Surface stuff is all lame and boring. If you watch the Animatrix there is a 2 part series about the fall of man to the bots. That crap was a hell of a lot more exciting than the actual movie.

16. They blind Neo?

17. Trinty's last scene drags on forever. It was hard not to laugh. My line was "I'm a man baby!" I had me and Indo laughing forever.

18. Final Fight is totally stupid. We've seen that fight a ton. The flying air thing was cool though but the over all result/ending of the fight was stupid. Why did Neo win the battle?

19. 16 year old Kid decides that the battle is over and that it's peace. He runs out and declares victory. Then runs into some room and yells it out. And 1000s of people cheer too. Wouldn't they want to at least confirm it or something. The robots had not even left yet. It's like they are getting ahead of themselves. Yes let's listen to the 16 year old kid.

20. They redo the lobby scene from 1. That scene was cool but only thing new was they can run upside down. Whatever.

21. We see the sky and why can't the robots fly up above

the clouds or build something up to the clouds.

22. EMP nonsense saves them. But the ship has to come back

to do it. Why not just leave 1 SHIP there do it rather than fighting their way back. Why didn't they have EMP at their

place without the ship.

23. Couldn't they have had a better way to open the door rather than fight to it and shoot the chain?

24. Goliath like bots can take out that many robot flyers?

25. Main computer bad guy face thing just let's Neo come talk to him?

26. Ending leaves much to be desired. They don't tell us what happened now that the war is over. They don't tell us what happened to Neo. They keep the Matrix up but let people out if they want? What a LAME ending. The stupid girl and her sun?

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