Bottomless woman arrested for stealing meat


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WAUSAU ? An 18-year-old Mosinee woman accused of standing pantsless on a street corner after stealing steaks from a nearby grocery faces charges of resisting arrest and shoplifting.

Elizabeth A. Hoen was arrested at about 2 p.m. Friday after police received a call of a woman standing naked from the waist down in front of the former Rose Garden Banquet Center, 131 W. Thomas St., Lt. Michael Juedes said Monday.

Hoen, who was with an unidentified man, had put her pants back on and took off running with the man when police arrived, Juedes said. The man was not found, but officers took Hoen into custody after catching her and finding three beefsteaks from Kohlman and Lee?s Grocery, 735 S. Third Ave., in Hoen?s purse.

Officers determined the steaks had been stolen after talking with the store?s owner, who said he had not sold any steaks that day, Juedes said. The owner then showed officers security footage from the store, which showed Hoen and the man in the meat department.

Hoen has been charged twice with retail theft of less than $500, once in December and again in January, and in January she also was charged with resisting or obstructing an officer. She pleaded not guilty to all of those charges and has a bond hearing set for April 11, according to online court records.

Source: http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/article/20130326/WDH0101/303260258/Nearly-nude-woman-accused-meat-heist

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So we got this person stealing meat, another guy stealing cheese.. a new outlaw hamburger gang moving into town maybe?

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I bet she'd clean up nicely once she got off the drugs.

Wow.

On Drugs:

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Huge difference!

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Wow, she's hot. I'd fill her so full of meat, she'd feel like a deepfreeze.

That's just "cold as ice" LUTZIFER. ;) Get it? Deep freeze. Cold as Ice. Ah never mind. :p

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If she wanted a bit of Pork Sausage then she went in the wrong freezer, mind looking at her she looks like shes the type thats had a few pricks either in the arm or elsewhere for that matter.

EDIT Just a thought but maybe the guy the Police are looking for is called Nicholas?

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