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Hum    6,929

A University of Florida student was arrested for a Saturday incident in which he was wandering around naked, making random statements about God and, first, telling people not to cut off his penis and then to cut it off, Gainesville police reported.

Michael Joseph Silecchia, 19, who lives on campus, also yelled that he had done acid ? the drug LSD. He was charged Monday with battery on a medical care provider, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer.

The incident occurred about 1:25 a.m. at the Campus Club apartments at 4000 SW 37th Blvd. Police were called about a suspicious person and found Silecchia wandering around. As police arrived he began taking off his clothes and was naked as he mumbled and made random statements, the arrest report states.

Silecchia was told several times to dress himself, but refused, the report states. He tried to walk away from police and was physically restrained, prompting a struggle with police.

Police got Silecchia to the ground, but he punched an officer in the head. He was Tased about six times with no effect, the report states.

Eventually Silecchia was taken to Shands at the University of Florida, where he spit on employees, police reported.

After his release, he was booked into jail on charges of battery on a medical care provider, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer.

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Growled    3,880

He was Tased about six times with no effect, the report states.

Dang, that must have been some good stuff.

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Hum    6,929

^ You can't taser God.

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Growled    3,880

^ You can try. :D

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Tigurinn    371

Was it this guy?

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Arachno 1D    7,991

They should have tazered his penis that would have got his attention

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+The Evil Overlord    17,478

^he'd find it a turn on

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Tha Bloo Monkee    591

LSD's a helluva drug.

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spoetnik    2

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

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+FloatingFatMan    13,187

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

One doesn't need to try it to know what it can do to people.

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compl3x    6,252

eunuch by cop

^ You can't taser God.

He was making statements about god, not that he was god. Only makes him marginally less crazy.

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Original Poster    324

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

not but i have seen friends screaming in the corner crying cause of the spiders...

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Arachno 1D    7,991

Yea but spiders.......... I mean they can be pretty mean man !

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compl3x    6,252

Don't take the brown acid, man.

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DocM    12,665

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

No need to - I've seen enough brain fried patients idiots that take it to know better.

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MDboyz    549

We need to ban LSD ... oh wait we did ...

I guess we missed out biggest thing in our life :) /s ..

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

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Arachno 1D    7,991
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Hum    6,929

It is, and i bet none of you have probably even tried it lol

You really don't need drugs -- you can do the same things with your Mind. ;)

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Growled    3,880

You really don't need drugs -- you can do the same things with your Mind. ;)

Most people wouldn't have any idea how to do that.

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Hum    6,929

^ The knowledge is out there.

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