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Australia's sh|t,

Come to New Zealand, home of:

The All Blacks

Pavlova

Helen Clark

Lord of the Rings

Russel Crowe

NZ Music

Maori People

South Auckland

... errr, guess thats about it. On second thought/

and:

Jandals,

The Sky Tower, (tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere)

Trees,

Open spaces,

Volcanoes,

Rotorua (mini-vegas!),

Air New Zealand,

The Kiwi!!,

The Silver Ferns (winning netball; team - Netball World Cup 2003)

The Silver Fern,

Queenstown,

The Southern Alps,

Blindspott!!,

The America's Cup (we did win it twice, and we would have won it a third time had Russel Coutts not gone to the Swiss team)

Home of the Bungee Jump!,

Lake Taupo,

We're Nuclear Free!,

We're friendly to small countries,

We drive on the left side of the road (one for you Americans/Canadians out there),

Our money is plastic (well, the notes are..),

We are home of the most southern city in the world (Invercargill),

Scribe!!,

We have only ever been attacked once by another Nation (France, and they apologised),

The Capital City is only 30 minutes drive from the absolute middle of nowhere,

We have the deepest cave in the Southern Hemisphere (Nettlebed Cave - It is 687m deep),

New Zealand as a country was founded before Australia.

I'll think of more later.

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Goin' to the Gold Coast during schoolies week is awesome... I went there a few years ago, and I saw people f**king on the balcony of a large hotel... And all the free flashes from chicks... It's AWESOME!... Come to think of it... I might have some pics somwhere... Its amazing how the drunk chicks seem to like flashing... mmm...

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Australia's sh|t,

Come to New Zealand, home of:

The All Blacks

Pavlova

Helen Clark

Lord of the Rings

Russel Crowe

NZ Music

Maori People

South Auckland

... errr, guess thats about it. On second thought/

and:

Jandals,

The Sky Tower, (tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere)

Trees,

Open spaces,

Volcanoes,

Rotorua (mini-vegas!),

Air New Zealand,

The Kiwi!!,

The Silver Ferns (winning netball; team - Netball World Cup 2003)

The Silver Fern,

Queenstown,

The Southern Alps,

Blindspott!!,

The America's Cup (we did win it twice, and we would have won it a third time had Russel Coutts not gone to the Swiss team)

Home of the Bungee Jump!,

Lake Taupo,

We're Nuclear Free!,

We're friendly to small countries,

We drive on the left side of the road (one for you Americans/Canadians out there),

Our money is plastic (well, the notes are..),

We are home of the most southern city in the world (Invercargill),

Scribe!!,

We have only ever been attacked once by another Nation (France, and they apologised),

The Capital City is only 30 minutes drive from the absolute middle of nowhere,

We have the deepest cave in the Southern Hemisphere (Nettlebed Cave - It is 687m deep),

New Zealand as a country was founded before Australia.

I'll think of more later.

New Zeland also has: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu :blink:

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to live in Australia.

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im in australia..... we win :p

wahahhaha

yeah take that! lol

krazeguy: we have open spaces too... loads of it lol but we don't have volcanoes... i don't think anyone will want one near them lol... our notes are plastic too... lol.. i don't see what the competition is.... there is no competition

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Australia's sh|t,

Come to New Zealand, home of:

The All Blacks

Pavlova

Helen Clark

Lord of the Rings

Russel Crowe

NZ Music

Maori People

South Auckland

... errr, guess thats about it. On second thought/

and:

Jandals,

The Sky Tower, (tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere)

Trees,

Open spaces,

Volcanoes,

Rotorua (mini-vegas!),

Air New Zealand,

The Kiwi!!,

The Silver Ferns (winning netball; team - Netball World Cup 2003)

The Silver Fern,

Queenstown,

The Southern Alps,

Blindspott!!,

The America's Cup (we did win it twice, and we would have won it a third time had Russel Coutts not gone to the Swiss team)

Home of the Bungee Jump!,

Lake Taupo,

We're Nuclear Free!,

We're friendly to small countries,

We drive on the left side of the road (one for you Americans/Canadians out there),

Our money is plastic (well, the notes are..),

We are home of the most southern city in the world (Invercargill),

Scribe!!,

We have only ever been attacked once by another Nation (France, and they apologised),

The Capital City is only 30 minutes drive from the absolute middle of nowhere,

We have the deepest cave in the Southern Hemisphere (Nettlebed Cave - It is 687m deep),

New Zealand as a country was founded before Australia.

I'll think of more later.

amen :)

GO ALL BLACKS

and we are even gonna win this friday :p

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Australia's sh|t,

Come to New Zealand, home of:

The All Blacks

Pavlova

Helen Clark

Lord of the Rings

Russel Crowe

NZ Music

Maori People

South Auckland

... errr, guess thats about it. On second thought/

and:

Jandals,

The Sky Tower, (tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere)

Trees,

Open spaces,

Volcanoes,

Rotorua (mini-vegas!),

Air New Zealand,

The Kiwi!!,

The Silver Ferns (winning netball; team - Netball World Cup 2003)

The Silver Fern,

Queenstown,

The Southern Alps,

Blindspott!!,

The America's Cup (we did win it twice, and we would have won it a third time had Russel Coutts not gone to the Swiss team)

Home of the Bungee Jump!,

Lake Taupo,

We're Nuclear Free!,

We're friendly to small countries,

We drive on the left side of the road (one for you Americans/Canadians out there),

Our money is plastic (well, the notes are..),

We are home of the most southern city in the world (Invercargill),

Scribe!!,

We have only ever been attacked once by another Nation (France, and they apologised),

The Capital City is only 30 minutes drive from the absolute middle of nowhere,

We have the deepest cave in the Southern Hemisphere (Nettlebed Cave - It is 687m deep),

New Zealand as a country was founded before Australia.

I'll think of more later.

[sARCASM] Guess what, NZ is our b|tch. muhaahahhaha :devil: [/sARCASM/

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Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to live in Australia.

oh well mate, come stay with me. I got a spare room.

Pay for some beer and you can stay here in Aus for free :laugh:

Maybe we could do the accomodation swap thing hahaha

that goes for the rest of you too!

btw you have a better chance at staying if you are female, good looking and willing! :shifty:

pete.

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Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to live in Australia.

oh well mate, come stay with me. I got a spare room.

Pay for some beer and you can stay here in Aus for free :laugh:

Maybe we could do the accomodation swap thing hahaha

that goes for the rest of you too!

btw you have a better chance at staying if you are female, good looking and willing! :shifty:

pete.

Well I heard that the Australian currency (the Australian Dollar) is going to be replaced with beer. You know with 'mates rates' on stuff? done a job for a friend? and how often do they pay you cash? never, its always in beer.

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Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to live in Australia.

oh well mate, come stay with me. I got a spare room.

Pay for some beer and you can stay here in Aus for free :laugh:

Maybe we could do the accomodation swap thing hahaha

that goes for the rest of you too!

btw you have a better chance at staying if you are female, good looking and willing! :shifty:

pete.

Okay I come live at your pad and you come live at my pad, but the wife and kid stays with you :rofl:

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Well I heard that the Australian currency (the Australian Dollar) is going to be replaced with beer. You know with 'mates rates' on stuff? done a job for a friend? and how often do they pay you cash? never, its always in beer.

hahahahaha....

damn straight!

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or marvel at the fact that we dont have kangaroos as pets

ok i hate to be a smart arse but this bit is true for me, lol. my parents have a special license to keep kangaroos and 25 years ago or so (my parents are in their 50s) they went to a place called kangaroo island in south australia and purchased 4 kangaroos. they bred and now we have more. although this draught has been bad for us because the kangaroos haven't wanted to breed and we now only have about 12 =( they are inside an enclosure, not wild.

today i took my friends to a place about 1.5km from my house and we walked on a bush track and we saw wallabies and an echidna on the short walk =) gotta love living where i do!

im guessing most of u aint gonna believe me but its true. i live approx 50km north of melb just outside the suburban areas. u think you all get technology slow, i haven't even got ADSL availible!!!

as for the NZ vs Aust, forget it, we always gonna fight over who is the best, no point turning this into a flame war.

cheers

Fizical

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And to all of you talking about schoolies.. im there! I have a whole 6 days of school left then its down to the coast with my mate, staying at a hotell with him and about 6 chicks :p. lots and lots and lots of booze. Should be a good week. Will post photos when I get back. No, no those kind of photos.

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I think its a good thing that we are ignored. Us aussies know Australia is a better country to live in so no need spreading the word. But its true how other people see aussie people. I went to england last year and they somehow assume we haven't seen a burger king store before, or know what a palm pilot is, or marvel at the fact that we dont have kangaroos as pets and koalas in every tree. But I can definatly say our fries are better, our beef is better, our maccas is HEAPS better.... i mean, what the hell is a McChicken SANDWICH??? For crying out loud its a BURGER not a bloody sandwich! And whats the go with the meat pies!! I went into a service station looking for a pie or a sausage roll but all i could find was some frozen pastry ****. But the best thing about Australia by far is the chicks... I can walk through Sydney and 1 out of 3 girls is HOT. And i just dont mean fairly good looking but HOT HOT.... When i was walking through London every girl was fugly! every single one of them.... and i was walking for a couple of hours too! The only chicks that were hot over there were the tourists that didnt even speak any english. Lift your game England!

Anyway, thats my ramble :)

**** you Steve Irwin for giving us Australians such a dumb-arse steortypical view.

:pinch:

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The All Blacks

our Wallabies will pwn them tomorrow.

Lord of the Rings

Matrix

NZ Music

crappy Sydney pop/Aboriginal music

Maori People

Aboriginals

The Sky Tower

yeah yeah, our Rialto towers have held the place of the highest tower longer :D

Trees

hey, we have trees. wtf?

Open spaces

haha, you honestly think Australia has no open spaces?

Volcanoes

damn j00

Rotorua (mini-vegas!)

Star City & Crown

Air New Zealand

Anset & Qantas

The America's Cup

The 2000 olympics & World Cup 2003

Our money is plastic

we were the first country that invented plastic notes

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Chinese take-aways isn't Australian so you'd be right...

In Australia its Feesh and Cheeps :D

Over the Tasman is better, I went and saw the filming of The Lord of the Rings - it was 5 minutes walk from my house.

You mean Tassie & New Zuland.. where they call it feesh a cheeps... oh and Regie from BigBrother!

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Ansett Australia kinda went down the tube, then Ansett New Zealand (which became Qantas New Zealand) went down the tube too. The Open Spaces in New Zealand are clean and green and not sandy or full of giant rocks that are owned by a small minority.

!!!!!WE HAVE THE BLEDISLOE CUP!!!!!

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