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An American and an Australian go to a pastry shop..

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tajul    1,907

An American and an Australian go to a pastry shop.

The American whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn?t notice.

The American says to the Australian: You see how clever we are? You?ll never beat that!

The Australian says to the American: Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a American.

He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!

The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:

Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Australian eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?

The Australian says: Look in the American?s pocket!

 

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MikeChipshop    3,286

Haha oh dear

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Steven P.    8,667

4 out of 5 warwagons*.

 

 

*higher is worse

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articuno1au    1,264

But does worse mean the joke is bad, or that it's more war wagon'esque?

 

Too complicated tbh.

 

9/10 - Would tell :P

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Steven P.    8,667

1 - silly

...

5 - watdafuqdidijustread?

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tajul    1,907

1 - silly

...

5 - watdafuqdidijustread?

 

 

LMAO ... :rofl:

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Nefarious Trigger    6,803

And a British man comes in, pays for 9 cookies, 3 for him and 3 for each of the other 2 uncouth gentleman.  Doff's his hat and bids a good day.  Like a Sir ;)

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