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I sometimes just put the most disgusting sandwiches together and eat them...

 

For example, Chocolate Spread, Mayo and Onions > >. And I like it :X!

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I sometimes just put the most disgusting sandwiches together and eat them...

 

For example, Chocolate Spread, Mayo and Onions > >. And I like it :x!

And what comes out of such a weird combination? :laugh:

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And what comes out of such a weird combination? :laugh:

 

You really do not want to know. Some of the stuff I've put together has made me very ill ><!

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  • When driving my car, sometimes I pretend it's a train.

     

  • On the way out from work, I press the "help" button on the car park exit so when my colleague answers it, I will have already driven off.

     

  • I have a spreadsheet with a directory of movies, what size the file is, what resolution and the source, split into whether it is a film, tv series or documentary.

     

  • When requesting free samples, I use dummy names.  'Heather Hedge', 'Bill Bricky' and 'Mrs BigBottom' have all arrived with no problems.

 

I have others, too disgusting I'm too ashamed to mention.

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I had a party at my old flat and ended up having sex with a friend, turns out she was a squirter so I put a towel down. Next morning we woke up to another one of my friends coming in to ask where the towels were. I told him to get the one on the radiator... 5 minutes later I remembered that was the one from the night before. I've never told him that. 

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I've always thought eagle pencils look delicious. I've eaten a few because they look so irresistible. to this day,there is something about them that makes me mad. teachers had to ban my parents from buying them for me as a kid. this is not a joke. im ****ed.

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I've always thought eagle pencils look delicious. I've eaten a few because they look so irresistible. to this day,there is something about them that makes me mad. teachers had to ban my parents from buying them for me as a kid. this is not a joke. im ****ed.

Wait a second. You ate pencils? o.0

 

Surely they're hard to digest..

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This could easily derail into... So I'll go ahead.

 

 

I did something naughty :shifty:

 

I knew it! You are into pornography! lol

 

 

How's that a confession? Unless you dye?

 

A friend of mine started having grey hair in his teenage years.  Now he has full grey hair... no dye.   Could be from DNA.

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I had a party at my old flat and ended up having sex with a friend, turns out she was a squirter so I put a towel down. Next morning we woke up to another one of my friends coming in to ask where the towels were. I told him to get the one on the radiator... 5 minutes later I remembered that was the one from the night before. I've never told him that. 

been there :laugh:  But:

 

In my experience one towel is never enough  :huh:

 

I knew it! You are into pornography! lol

 

Wait you mean to tell me, google is NOT for pr0n? :P

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been there :laugh:  But:

 

In my experience one towel is never enough  :huh:

Yupp, I learned a valuable life lesson that night :p

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Yupp, I learned a valuable life lesson that night :p

That being said, you can't go back to non squirters amirite?

 

Also, I think I need to change subject, this isn't marked NSFW. 

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That being said, you can't go back to non squirters amirite?

 

Also, I think I need to change subject, this isn't marked NSFW. 

It is now.

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Was that done just now or am I blind ?  :huh:  In any case...

 

I loveeeeeeeeeeee squirters  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:  :shiftyninja:

One of the sub2 benefits is being able to edit your posts. Including thread titles.

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I love you

You love squirters. You love Meph. 

Conclusion:... You love more than one thing. 

 

Also it depends for me, I've had a few varying from overflowing glass to fireman's hose and the later is a big turnoff. I mean a little bit is fun but when you need diving apparatus it stops being that fun :P

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You love squirters. You love Meph. 

Conclusion:... You love more than one thing. 

 

Also it depends for me, I've had a few varying from overflowing glass to fireman's hose and the later is a big turnoff. I mean a little bit is fun but when you need diving apparatus it stops being that fun :p

Yeah, but there are also non-squirters and those are just boring :P

 

 

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anyho.. Back on subject:

 

I've always been afraid of cheating on tests, I would rather fail (which happened many times) than cheat.

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In primary school we started getting swimming lessons, I loved swimming but for some reason I just didn't want to do it so I made up a story that I had a rash on my hip that couldn't get wet and managed to skip 4 lessons. Then one day my parents got called into school because the teacher thought they hit me and I was trying to hide the bruises... whoops! 

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