Man arrested for urinating on supermarket produce

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GOTHENBURG, Sweden, Sept. 21 (UPI) -- A Swedish man who was apparently drunk was arrested for allegedly urinating on fruit in a grocery store, police said.

Police said the suspect entered a supermarket in Gothenburg in western Sweden and stumbled into the produce section -- where he began peeing on a pile of apples and oranges.

Store employees said the fruit was worth 700 kroner ($110) and had to be thrown away, TheLocal.se said Saturday.

Store security held the man down while police responded to the scene.

Officers charged the man with vandalism.

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[Dick Montage]

It happens, we've all been there...

[Hum]

^ I thought that was you in the produce aisle ...

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A Swedish man who was apparently drunk was arrested for allegedly urinating on fruit in a grocery store, police said.

 

Apparently drunk? I wonder what gave it away. :D

[Dotdot]

He obviously was making Cider.

[Growled Member]

^ I thought that was you in the produce aisle ...

 

You never know. :D

[fusi0n]

like a boss

[+ir0nw0lf Subscriber²]

Customer: This is some really ****y produce! :rofl:

 

EDIT: Seriously?  You can't say pissy (rhymes with sissy) but you can say urinate? :o

[Growled Member]

 

where he began peeing on a pile of apples and oranges.

 

 

It would have been epic if he had been peeing on bananas. :D

[+Warwagon MVC]

On the flip side, if you are growing the food Urine does help fertilize and make it grow better.

[compl3x]

What's with the Swedes lately? One dude is beating the meat on the beach and another is pissin' all over the fruit and veg.

 

 

Put away the Absolut, guys.

[Lord Method Man]

On the flip side, if you are growing the food Urine does help fertilize and make it grow better.

 

lolwut? Go pee on your lawn and tell me what it looks like in a few days.

[Hum]

^ Always got greener in our yard. ;)

[Gerowen]

^ Always got greener in our yard. ;)

Maybe it's cause' I drink energy drinks, but there is a dead spot beside our porch where I pee in the yard all the time, lol.

[Hum]

^ If you keep dumping pee in the same spot, yes, it will kill off grass.  You need to spread it around.

 

Urine is a good, mild fertilizer.

 

But too high amounts will kill off plants.

[Growled Member]

Maybe it's cause' I drink energy drinks, but there is a dead spot beside our porch where I pee in the yard all the time, lol.

 

How do you explain that to people who come over? That's my pee spot? :P