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> Subject: FW: PLEEEEEASE READ!!!! It was on the news!

>

> If there is any truth to this, I'm due some serious coin, and the next

> adult beverage between us is on me.

> If there is NO truth (likely), it was an easy five minutes to drum

> up this list of recipients...It can't hurt, right?

>

> Happy Holidays,

> Rob

>

>

> To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but this is from

> my

> good friend Pearlas Sanbborn and she really is an attorney. If she says

> that

> this will work - it WILL work. After all, what have you got to lose?

> SORRY EVERYBODY..JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!

>

> To All;

> I'm an attorney, and I know the law. This thing is for real.

> Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for

fear

> of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed

> by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

>

>

>

>

>

> Dear Friends,

>

> Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his>

> fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are

> now

> the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet

> Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are

> running

> an e-mail beta test.

>

> When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it

> (if

> you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

>

> For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you

> $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,

> Microsoft

> will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will

> be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your

> address and then send you a cheque.

>

>

>

> Regards.

>

> Charles S. Bailey

>

> General Manager Field Operations

>

> 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-245-1085 or RNX 292-1085

>

> Charles_Bailey@csx.com <mailto:Charles_Bailey@csx.com>

>

>

>

>

>

> I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this

e-mail

> and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within

> days,

> I received a cheque for US$24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta

> testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man.

>

> It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people

as

> possible.

>

> You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00.

>

> We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without

> getting

> a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a

> few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game.

>

>

>

>

>

> She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped

> "Paid In Full".

>

> Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real

>

> Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the

largest

> Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most

> widely

> used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

>

>

>

>

>

> When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it (if

> you

> are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.

>

>

>

>

>

> For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you

> $203.15.

>

> For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will

> pay

> you $156.29

>

> And for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $17.65.

>

> Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address and then send

you

> a check.

>

> I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my good friend's Aunt

> Patricia, who works at Intel, actually got a check of $4,54323 by

> forwarding

> this e-mail.

>

> Try it; what have you got to lose????

Notice how it keeps switching between saying Intel and Microsoft? Notice how it went from "my friend is an attorney" to "I am an attorney"? Notice all the other countless nonsense and balogne being spewed? I read this and couldn't stop laughing my head off

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how about this one?

HEY! Great news! if you don't send this to ANYONE, and you don't forward any other mail to anyone...then i'll send you $918274!!!!

now..i just have to figure out how to get it to everyone...no one will forward it :)

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bish... all i get are spam for breast enlargement... its annoying as crap! lol

but they become funny when i forward them to my gf and she forwards me the penis enlargement ones... lol.. :p :D

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bish... all i get are spam for breast enlargement... its annoying as crap! lol

but they become funny when i forward them to my gf and she forwards me the penis enlargement ones... lol.. :p :D

I get both.. :unsure:

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lol, if this is the first time you've gotten this, you've been lucky. I think the first time I saw this was about 7 years ago... Around the same time I was panicking that my ICQ account would be shut down because I didn't forward that IM.

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Geek, not funny at all.

In 1999, my American penpal forwarded the same letter to me and I clicked it to forward it to others without thinking the possibility of earning money. ;)

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