joke The chicken and the road (revisited)

[Ice_Blue]

Yeah, I know.

It's trite.

 

But what the heck, My caipirinha tells me: do it.

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Kindergarten Teacher:

To get to the other side.

Aristotle:

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Hippocrates:
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Moses:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Richard M. Nixon:
I just want to make one thing perfectly clear. The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Steve Ballmer:
We have just released the new Chicken Office 2013, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Oliver Stone:
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
The chicken did not cross the road . . . it transcended it.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Nietzschie:

The chicken does not exist.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
 

[DConnell Member]

Barack Obama: I have no knowledge of any alleged road-crossing activities by any chickens in my administration.

[Ice_Blue]

Barack Obama: I have no knowledge of any alleged road-crossing activities by any chickens in my administration.

 

Heh. Missed that one. :D

[Atomic Wanderer Chicken]

Bill O'Reilly "I never heard of the chicken crossing the saying, what does that mean, chicken crossing the road?"

 

George W Bush, "There's an old joke out there that goes a chicken uhhhh, crosses, I forgot how that joke goes, is there anyone knows it, anyone, heh heh? Ok Ok, why did the chicken cross the road, anyone know why?"

 

Barack Obama., " I don't have a concrete answer to why the chickens crossed the road, be assured, my administration is working on getting this joke resolved, thank you everybody"

 

Steve Jobs (RIP), "There's an amazingly funny joke out there, the best joke you'll ever hear, why did the chicken cross the road? To purchase a MacBook pro!" (crowd cheers)

[Atomic Wanderer Chicken]

Saul Goodman "The chicken crossed road to get back with its other fowl feathery friends attending a pool party"

[Atomic Wanderer Chicken]

Jesse Pinkman "The chicken was getting away from KFC, bitch"

[Phouchg]

Erwin Schr?dinger: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.