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Little Johnny & Jesus

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+warwagon    9,650

A friend of mine told me something that happened to her kid in Walmart last week, I tried my best to turn it into a joke.

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Little Johnny was at the local Wal-Mart, playing an arcade machine. After about 5 minutes the machine was still letting him play.

 

Little Johnny ran over to the checkout and told his mom ?Mom, I?m playing for free!?

 

The Cashier looked at Little Johnny and said ?I bet you believe in Jesus too?.

 

Little Johnny said with a confused face ?Yes, why??

 

The cashier replied ?Sorry to break it to you kid, Jesus isn?t real and that machine isn?t letting you play for free.?

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Ian S.    758

I guess I'm bad a jokes :$ I don't get it.

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firey    3,579

okay.. so.. the machine wasn't letting him play for free then? Was it fake playing?

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+warwagon    9,650

okay.. so.. the machine wasn't letting him play for free then? Was it fake playing?

 

He was just winning

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Ian S.    758

He was just winning

So the cashier decided to be turn the incident into a "teaching" moment? 

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Jeston    393

Where's the punchline?

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firey    3,579

He was just winning

I see.. well.. at least the kid was taught a valuable lesson.. people working in grocery stores speak the truth.

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srbeen    76

Maybe this? Still don't have a strong punchline

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Little Johnny was at the local Wal-Mart, playing an arcade machine. After about 5 minutes the machine was still letting him play.

 

Little Johnny ran over to the checkout and told his mom, ?Mom, I?m playing for free!?

 

The Cashier looked at Little Johnny and said, ?I bet you believe in Jesus too?.

 

Little Johnny said with a confused face, ?Yes, why??

 

The cashier replied, ?Sorry to break it to you kid, Jesus isn?t real and that machine is only free because you're winning.?

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+J. X. Maxwell    2,120

Good joke, very much you.

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FMH    715

I guess I'm bad a jokes :$ I don't get it.

 

You just got Warwagoned! :p

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Shiranui    1,679

Awful on too many levels to go into right now.

Give us an account of what actually happened and we'll see if we can turn it into an actual joke from scratch.

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FMH    715

Awful on too many levels to go into right now.

Give us an account of what actually happened and we'll see if we can turn it into an actual joke from scratch.

 

Rude on too many levels to go into right now. :p

 

Give us the reason you're mad bro, and we'll see if anything can be done about it.  :rofl:

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+Raze    13,511

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+warwagon    9,650

Rude on too many levels to go into right now. :p

 

Give us the reason you're mad bro, and we'll see if anything can be done about it.  :rofl:

 

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FMH    715

 

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Oooh! True that, Mr. Warwagon! 

 

And shouldn't it have been know* above? :p

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+warwagon    9,650

Oooh! True that, Mr. Warwagon! 

 

And shouldn't it have been know* above? :p

 

must be a bug in your quote window ;)

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