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tajul    1,907

A guy working at an aquarium gets summoned by his boss who is very worried.

And she says to him, "I've just walked by the dolphin tank, And they're feeling very amorous - They're doing all sort of things to each other. And the trouble is in less than an hour, We've got three busloads of second graders coming. We can't have them watching those naughty dolphins Behaving as if they were in a porno flick.

"Now there is only thing that acts as an anti-aphrodisiac for dolphins, And that's the meat of baby seagulls. So I want you to go down to the seashore, And catch us baby seagulls, Put them in this bag, And hurry on back.

"But be careful - A lion escaped from the zoo this morning. And although he was heavily sedated, He still just might be dangerous. O.K., get going, And make it snappy."

So the guy takes a shortcut through the forest to the seashore. He fills the bag with baby seagulls. And he's walking back to the forest, When he sees lion, And it is lying, across the path, Directly in front of him.

It's too late to run away, And the feline does seem so placid. So summoning up all his courage, He steps across the lion.

Nothing happens. And so with much relief, the guy begins to resume his journey When none of the sudden, the policeman steps aside out of the forest. He grabs the guy by the arm, And says to him, "You're under arrest!" The guy can't beleave it. He says, "Tell me officer, what's the charge?" And the policeman says,

"Transporting young gulls across the staid lion for immoral porpoises!"

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madd-hatter    332

:wacko:

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Steven P.    8,553

*groan*

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Zodiarck    64

So where is the punchline ?

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jerzdawg    338

I guess Americans would need to know what "young gulls" is slang for to really get this joke...

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Zodiarck    64

And portuguese people as well :D 

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Haggis    981

omg that sucks lol

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Nefarious Trigger    6,607

Inexplicably long winded and implausible setup purely to construct a badly put-together pun that was in no way worth the effort.

 

Keep trying... Or don't ;)

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Buttus    847

uuuuggghhhhh

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XorpiZ    100

I'm confused. What's young gulls slang for? And what's a staid lion?

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riahc3    440

Hello,

I think members like tajul should be banned from spamming certain sections. Didnt warwagon get something similar?

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Neu B    93

No offense, but that was stupid.

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firey    3,555

I'm confused. What's young gulls slang for? And what's a staid lion?

Not sure what a young gull is..  I assume staid lion = state line

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Rohdekill    717

I believe it is supposed to be a pun of "transporting a young girl across state lines for immoral purposes".  The joke was so bad no one could blame anyone for not getting it....or, wanting to get it.

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XerXis    251

I believe it is supposed to be a pun of "transporting a young girl across state lines for immoral purposes".  The joke was so bad no one could blame anyone for not getting it....or, wanting to get it.

yup, that must be it, the staid lion part confused me...

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MikeChipshop    3,263

1/10 - luls

0/10 for spelling / grammar 

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Kalint    228

1/10 made me go back to work 

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Steven P.    8,553

*turns of auto follow this topic* :/

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+LimeMaster    14,432

You're still following this thread. :p

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XorpiZ    100

Not sure what a young gull is..  I assume staid lion = state line

Oh dear lord.

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Dotdot    322

Thats 20secs of my life gone...

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