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Hum    6,929

PHILADELPHIA ?  Philadelphia police have arrested a man they believe used Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women.

The suspect, identified by authorities as 41-year-old Christopher Pagano, was arrested at his Norristown home Thursday.

Investigators suspect Pagano is the man who reportedly drove up to women on several occasions and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. :|

The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood town watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."

Pagano is expected to face charges of indecent exposure, stalking and harassment.

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Hum    6,929

How dare he !  Swiss cheese ???! :woot:

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freak180    548

got to love philly :P

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Arachno 1D    7,991

So I guess it turns to creamed cheese after a while

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timster    1,316

so, he was offering up a cockmeat and cheese sandwich?

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Charisma    2,388

How dare he !  Swiss cheese ???! :woot:

Well it does traditionally have certain... unique characteristics he might find... 'suitable'...

 

:|

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dead.cell    1,930

so, he was offering up a cockmeat and cheese sandwich?

 

I think Philly Cheese Steak is the proper term...

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articuno1au    1,264

So I guess it turns to creamed cheese after a while

Wow.. Just wow..

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DocM    12,665

Whatever works ;)

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Buttus    887

i hope it wasn't baby swiss!

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Nick H.    7,970

I was about to be pedantic and ask which Swiss cheese, then I realised that in N.A. Swiss cheese is anything that resembles Emmental, apparently.

I would have thought that it would have made more sense to go with a soft cheese, to lessen the potential of accidental biting. :laugh:

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techbeck    5,006

haha, this is great.

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+LimeMaster    14,673

That man has put some disturbing images into my head. :x

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Arachno 1D    7,991

Could be worse he might have been into BDSM and offered those little pieces of cheese and fruit with skewers through them

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DocM    12,665

I was about to be pedantic and ask which Swiss cheese, then I realised that in N.A. Swiss cheese is anything that resembles Emmental, apparently.

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Our market actually carries several types. We prefer an aged Gruyere as Emmental seems rather bland. Some commercial "Emmental" style cheeses are downright waxy.

Favorite of all: an extremely sharp white cheddar made by a farm owned by family in Wisconsin. That stuff will bite your head off ;)

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