snocked Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Rip the cord out of the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudEngineer Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Home fone, "Hello" Mobile, "hey" or "hello" or ey" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahfunaki Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 corporate accounts payable, nina speaking. just a moment LOL, but can you do it in the annoying high pitched voice? haha, I LOVE that movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inf|nity Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 On the answering machine I recorded:"I'm sorry, but Alex's answering machine is broken at the moment, I'm his refrigerator. If you speak slowly and clearly, I'll write your message down and place it on my door". nice one a_witko!!! :p "Simple HELLO" till now but if i got answering machine : i try the above quote!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted December 2, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 2, 2003 [Homer] Yello :ermm: [/Homer] .... Radish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterman Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i say hello sometimes even when i know who is calling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigglesTheFish Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 (edited) only have a mobile, so its either "guten tag" or "eh" depending on mood or how bad my hangover is... at work its: thank you for calling [company], my name is [me]. may i have your name please? *shudders* Edited December 2, 2003 by ubelphenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron2000 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I'm hardcoded to answer the phone with "hello". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I just say hello, but I have quoted some simpsons ones... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedogg Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "Can you hear me now?" "Gooood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnetsixenon Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 :devil: "Satan's House of Horror..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Jesus Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I don't have a phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batfink Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "Speak First, its your money" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boingypenguin Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i check the caller id and then tailor my response to the caller. from "hey ho!" to "hi how may i help you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethrd Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "WHat the f*ck do you want?" In a mean, p*ssed off because you just called when I was banging your hot girlfriend in the bum, kind of mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poind Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "What can I do you for", unless caller ID indicates otherwise? Remains a bit risky though, like if it's my bank calling or something.... (sarcasm?) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fozzie22 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I just say "Hello",and hope i recognise the vioce on the other end of the line :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "Al's circumcisions. You flop, we chop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biorK Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 When I know who it is calling its often goes like, "God speaking", "God" or something like that.. else its "Mattias" and when im eating, "Mattias eating" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borbus Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I always do a matrix quote: "We're in!" Unless its a mate people get a bit confused though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i have caller id. if it's someone i know or family, i answer accordingly. i usually don't answer if it's unavailable/private/oos/or someone i don't know. sometimes i answer and don't say anything. sometimes i breathe hard. sometimes i use a funny voice. sometimes i pick it up and lay the receiver down and turn the music up. sometimes i tinkle a windchime. once i acted like someone was gonna attack me with a knife and started screaming. i need to get out more :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerofsweden Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 why say anything except your name or last name, everthing else is just... boohoooriiihiiing.. :alien: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I worked in a video store a long time ago. We used to have to answer the phone saying, "Bonjour, Zazou Super Video, <person> speaking, can I help you?" People use to then say, "Is this Zazou?" or, "Is this the video store?" :blink: Once, after saying the greeting, the person on the line said, "Is this Dominoe's Pizza?" So we took his order. Wonder if he ever got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callaway Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I don't have a phone One smart Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron901 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i say 'wei'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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