scoult01 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Simon's vacectomy clinic, you flop it we chop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron2000 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 i say 'wei'. Is that chinese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanman Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i say "Hello" then if they say my name like "Yan?" i say "yeah, who you?" hahaha sometimes i say it even though i know who they are, it's a habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 " Hey ", " Yo", "hello" , "Sup" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stncttr908 Veteran Posted December 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 3, 2003 So we took his order. Wonder if he ever got it. That's gold! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted December 3, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 3, 2003 tox's hoe house... sike. it depends on who is calling. it could be "panini" "hi" "yo" "what" "this is b" etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangesOfCourse Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 it depends on my mood: Normal: Whats up? Happy: Yo! what up?! Angry: what the hell do you want? Funny/Jerk: Evenin Bitch! -- sucks when my mom calls (when i dont check the caller id) she comes back with "You are such a potty mouth ######!" and i laugh my ass off every time. To Girlfriend: If your calling me to go shopping, i'm gonna kill you! (thats pretty much normal this time of year..grr) **Normal would be - Hey Rach** To a Friend: Your gay, go to hell! *hang up phone, wait for it to come back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ze-newie Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I usually go with either "guten tag" "bonjour" or "'ello luv" :D If I don't know the caller id then I just say "hello?" though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOXOMOXOA Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i say... Yello, or sometimes i just say What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Or just take a page out of Mr. Burns' book and pull a classic "Ahoy hoy?" I like that one... (Y) :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NetRyder Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Cell: "Hey, what's up" Land phone/unknown called ID: "Hello?" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkcrad Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 if it is my cell phone i say "ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I worked in a video store a long time ago. We used to have to answer the phone saying, "Bonjour, Zazou Super Video, <person> speaking, can I help you?"People use to then say, "Is this Zazou?" or, "Is this the video store?" :blink: Once, after saying the greeting, the person on the line said, "Is this Dominoe's Pizza?" So we took his order. Wonder if he ever got it. lol... :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 working at sears lawn and garden im supposed to answer the phone "sears lawn and garden, this is patrick speaking, how may i help you?" but sometimes we get bored and answer the phone in ways like "SEARS LAWN SHACK! SUP FOO!" and people just accept that like its perfectly normal and start talking. other times my friend answers like a game show host "seeeeeaaaaarrrrsssss laaaaawwwwwnnnnn and garden!" and people just start cracking up. sometimes i answer the phone at home or my cell phone as "bronx zoo." or "you've reached PATRICK! but first, a word from our sponsors...." or "pizza hut, can i take your order?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 One time in my math class a couple years ago, the class's phone rang. The teacher was helping someone so he motioned me to go pick it up. So I went and picked it up and said "Sushi palace!!" It was the principle. I was in detention for the next two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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