answering the phone


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it depends on my mood:

Normal: Whats up?

Happy: Yo! what up?!

Angry: what the hell do you want?

Funny/Jerk: Evenin Bitch! -- sucks when my mom calls (when i dont check the caller id) she comes back with "You are such a potty mouth ######!" and i laugh my ass off every time.

To Girlfriend: If your calling me to go shopping, i'm gonna kill you! (thats pretty much normal this time of year..grr) **Normal would be - Hey Rach**

To a Friend: Your gay, go to hell! *hang up phone, wait for it to come back*

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I worked in a video store a long time ago. We used to have to answer the phone saying, "Bonjour, Zazou Super Video, <person> speaking, can I help you?"

People use to then say, "Is this Zazou?" or, "Is this the video store?" :blink:

Once, after saying the greeting, the person on the line said, "Is this Dominoe's Pizza?"

So we took his order. Wonder if he ever got it.

lol... :woot:

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working at sears lawn and garden im supposed to answer the phone "sears lawn and garden, this is patrick speaking, how may i help you?" but sometimes we get bored and answer the phone in ways like "SEARS LAWN SHACK! SUP FOO!" and people just accept that like its perfectly normal and start talking. other times my friend answers like a game show host "seeeeeaaaaarrrrsssss laaaaawwwwwnnnnn and garden!" and people just start cracking up. sometimes i answer the phone at home or my cell phone as "bronx zoo." or "you've reached PATRICK! but first, a word from our sponsors...." or "pizza hut, can i take your order?"

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One time in my math class a couple years ago, the class's phone rang. The teacher was helping someone so he motioned me to go pick it up. So I went and picked it up and said "Sushi palace!!"

It was the principle.

I was in detention for the next two weeks.

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