The Craziest Theories About What Happened to Malaysia Flight 370

[Turk.]

By Lindy West Today 6:45PM
Something Caused Everyone on Board to Die Instantaneously
Five possible scenarios:
1. Bomb in the cabin.
2. Bomb in the cargo.
3. Accidental explosion in the cargo hold.
4. Explosion in one of the engines.
5. "Explosive decompression" where the fuselage breaks apart suddenly and catastrophically.

And It Probably Wasn't a Bomb

But Mechanical Failure Is Extremely Rare

So What About "Explosive Decompression"?

Flight 370 Continued Flying for Several Hours After Its Last Known Location

Iranian Hijackers Stole the Plane and Flew It to East Timor So They Could Interrogate Some Engineers About Engineer Secrets
But Basically Everyone Wanted to Kidnap Those Engineers, So Who Knows Even

Edward Snowden Did It, Because Planes Have Passengers

A Tiny Nuclear Bomb Sucked the Plane into a Miniature Black Hole

Bermuda Triangle: Back in the Habit

Or Just Some Sort of Magical Energy Field Vortex

Jay-Z Disappeared the Plane With the Power of Numerology

Something Something Aliens

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[123456789A]

There's a different forum section for this.

[Gotenks98]

Gonna go with the aliens theory on this one.

[Nashy]

None of the posted scenarios are in anyway crazy.  I don't see how.  They are all very valid possibilities of what could have happened to this aircraft, and there are many documented cases of the exact scenarios happening in the past.

[The Evil Overlord]

Well, if it's a crazy possibility that's needed....

[TPreston]

Well, if it's a crazy possibility that's needed....

Don't be silly this is a more plausible explanation http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1407049/

[RatherLargeBear]

It was definitely snakes.

[timster]

[123456789A]

I think the plane traveled through time.

[macoman]

I think the plane traveled through time.

Stephen Hawking is that you? :rolleyes:

[Turk.]

I suspect Putin, Kim Jung, Rambo or Arnold. No chick, no screw driver, then it is definitely not Bond :)

[123456789A]

Nobody has ruled out snakes on the plane.

[The Evil Overlord]

The Butler did it

:p

[CrossCheck]

May the power of christ compel you...it was jonah hill

[Turk.]

Macoman's Donkey did it :)

[+Warwagon MVC]

[macoman]

Macoman's Donkey did it :)

:D

[Crisp]

What if it was a lightning strike? 1.21 Gigga watts...

[techbeck]

My guess, and probably wrong, is that it flew and landed somewhere.  Figured they would of found wreckage by now....something.  Mystery which i hope is solved and not dragged on for 20+ years...or more.

What if it was a lightning strike? 1.21 Gigga watts...

 

Well, if it went back to 1955, I would figure it would be kind of hard to hide in that time and it would literally be old news.  :)

[Hum]

My cousin Maluko Loco saw the Mothership swallow up flight 370.

[Nashy]

######ing sad that people feel it's ok to joke about this.  Think about if one of those people was your family member.

[+Raze Subscriber²]

####ing sad that people feel it's ok to joke about this.  Think about if one of those people was your family member.

 

Humor is a way people deal with tragedy and stress, not effing sad or abnormal at all.

 

Here is an excellent article about the subject - http://www.context.org/iclib/ic13/klein/

[Crisp]

I had family in the second world war. I don't find it sad if people joke about it, some people make money off video games and movies about it.

[siah1214]

It's only missing because Jack had to go back...

[.Neo]

I'm going with snakes. On a plane.