How to cook up a fake "People's Uprising"


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+Mirumir    5,857

HOW TO COOK UP A FAKE "PEOPLE's UPRISING" (satire)


Are you having a problem with pesky nations that refuse to comply with the Globalist or Zionist program? Worried about the cost and unintended consequences of another Neo-Con war? Well, before you do anything rash, try overthrowing the target government with a "Soft Power" revolution instead. See recipe below.

 

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Billionaire Soft Power specialist George Soros owns Obongo!


INGREDIENTS


    A ton of American cash from the CIA and/or George Soros

    Small army of undercover CIA agents

    Controlled "Human Rights /Pro Democracy" groups

    Idealistic "Western wannabee" college brats

    Easily manipulated do-gooder "libtards"

    Professional signs & banners written in English

    Bribable / blackmailable journalists

    Bribable / blackmailable politicians

    Bribable / blackmailable academics

    Corrupt Union bosses

    Violent "Agent Provocatuers"


PREP WORK


STEP 1

 

Dispatch your CIA, M16, & Mossad agents to the target nation. Use various covers such as "exchange student", "tourist", "businessman", "journalist", "diplomat". Be creative!

 

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Soros and CIA drug money is limitless! Pass it around!


STEP 2


Use the humanitarian guise of "pro democracy" or "human rights" to start up your NGO's (Non Governmental Organizations) inside of the target nation. Provide cover for yourself by doing actual good work, while building up your NGO with local malcontent libtards and gullible idealists.

 

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"Feed the children!"

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Promote "democracy."


STEP 3


Recruit your network of domestic traitors. Target intellectuals, academics, politicians, journalists, and, if possible, military men. Use bribery to target those who can be bought. Use blackmail to target those who have some stain in their private life.  

 

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If bribery doesn't work......

 

...use Blackmail.

 

STEP 4

 

If the target nation has large Labor Unions, corrupt labor bosses will be very happy to cooperate with you. Yankee dollars are king!

 

INSTRUCTIONS

(Now you are ready to get cooking!)


STEP 5


Pick a catchy theme or color for your "revolution".  Examples include "Prague Spring", "Velvet Revolution", Saffron Revolution", "Cedar Revolution", "Rose Revolution", "Orange Revolution", "Green Revolution" or "Arab Spring". It's all about marketing baby!

 

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Orange (Ukraine)

 

 

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Rose (Georgia)

 

STEP 6

 

Kick off your "revolution" with a "spontaneous protest". Use your CIA agents and their controlled NGO idiots to make allegations of "human rights abuses", or "government corruption" or "election fraud". It doesn't matter if the allegations are true or not. Just be passionate!


*OPTIONAL STEP (6.5)

In certain cases, "WikiLeaks" may be able to assist your fake revolution by "leaking" embarrassing secrets about key officials within the target government. When your paid journalists run with the "leaks", many ######-off citizens will then join forces with your NGO rent-a-mob.

 

STEP 7


Roll out your "spontaneous" banners and protest signs, written in English. You are, after-all, trying to manipulate American policy makers and the gullible American public.


STEP 8

 

Add in your wholly-owned labor bosses, academics, and spoiled "Western wannabe" college brats. Turn up the heat on the target government. This will swell the ranks of the protesters to include malcontents, people with legitimate grievances, "bandwagon" types, and folks who are just bored and want something to do.

 

STEP 9


The major American and European media outlets will now assist you by portraying the uprising as a "popular" and "spontaneous" reaction to corruption / tyranny / voter fraud etc. Tell your agents not to laugh as the cameras are filming them.


STEP 10


Now that "the world is watching", stage an incident. If you can manipulate some fanatic into setting himself on fire, do so! Otherwise, fake an atrocity: use fake blood, fake tear gas, and photo-shopped images. Make sure the "victim" is a woman! The international media, as well as your paid local propagandists, will run with the atrocity story. The destabilized target government will soon lose support among many of its own people!


STEP 11


Add in your violent agent provocatuers. Use them to FORCE the police into violent acts. This will embarrass, intimidate, and destabilize the government to the point where it becomes de-legitimized in the eyes of "the world community."

 

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Make the police hit you!

 

STEP 12


Add in your traitor politicians and wait for the US, UN, & EU to "pressure" the "oppressive" target government into submission. The threat of economic sanctions, "no-fly zones", bombing, or even an armed "rebel" uprising, should convince the government to either bend to your wishes, or to step down and call for new elections.

 

 

If "Color Revolution / Spring" should fail, then prepare for military action!

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compl3x    6,290

You have to provide the source for this. I need to visit the site which posted this.

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The Evil Overlord    18,442
5 minutes ago, wakjak said:

Was it REALLLLLLY necessary to resurrect a topic from 3 years ago?

I'm not 100% positive, but I think content creators are allowed to, to some degree,

I could be wrong though

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+Gary7    7,592

If either of the above two would have looked at the link, they would have seen that it is current and even has a Picture of President Trump.. :)

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The Evil Overlord    18,442
2 minutes ago, Gary7 said:

If either of the above two would have looked at the link, they would have seen that it is current and even has a Picture of President Trump.. :)

And if you had bothered to double check before posting you'd have realised that we were discussing WHETHER a thread from March 2014 is revivable by the content creator.

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+Gary7    7,592
4 minutes ago, The Evil Overlord said:

And if you had bothered to double check before posting you'd have realised that we were discussing WHETHER a thread from March 2014 is revivable by the content creator.

But it seems to be a thread reborn with a new link and topic and Date so maybe it should have been a new thread. In the scheme of things what difference does it make.:)

It is late in Moscow, he may have been in a hurry as well.

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The Evil Overlord    18,442
2 minutes ago, Gary7 said:

But it seems to be a thread reborn with a new link and topic and Date so maybe it should have been a new thread. In the scheme of things what difference does it make.:)

You tell me, I was only answering wakjak, but no, in you come with you snide remark about us, AND without looking to see what context our posts covered

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+Gary7    7,592
Just now, The Evil Overlord said:

You tell me, I was only answering wakjak, but no, in you come with you snide remark about us, AND without looking to see what context our posts covered

It was NOT a snide remark, I even placed a smiley. see one of these emoticons that are supposed to mean nice things.:):o:)

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adrynalyne    14,198
3 minutes ago, Gary7 said:

It was NOT a snide remark, I even placed a smiley. see one of these emoticons that are supposed to mean nice things.:):o:)

Emoticons rarely hide intent. 

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+Gary7    7,592
4 minutes ago, adrynalyne said:

Emoticons rarely hide intent. 

My intent was to try and help a friend of mine since he is gone and that was it. No snide remarks. It just seems that the entire world has lost their sense of humor, This is satire,

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The Evil Overlord    18,442
10 minutes ago, Gary7 said:

My intent was to try and help a friend of mine since he is gone and that was it. No snide remarks. It just seems that the entire world has lost their sense of humor, This is satire,

If you were referring to wakjak, why did you throw me into the mix and confuse the matter?

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+Gary7    7,592
Just now, The Evil Overlord said:

If you were referring to wakjak, why did you throw me into the mix and confuse the matter?

I referred to both of you as you both were saying the same thing. I do not see what the big issue is for the fact that he revived and updated an old topic. Granted that you said it may have been OK, I was only trying to point out that it had new content and maybe he was tired as it is late where he lives , I do not know but he was not here to explain and the way I see things {I may be wrong}:huh: is that members should not try to perform the duties of staff. AFAIK the only way to relay that information properly is through the report button. I am sorry if you took all of this the wrong way. I was not condemning either of you.:)

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