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+warwagon    9,647

A Coat Hanger?


 


 


 


BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!


 


Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?


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Showan    679

Plan C is a glass box with a little hammer beside it. And a note that reads: IF ALL ELSE FAILS

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Andrew Lyle    335

BA-DUM-TISH

 

 

But seriously, terrible.

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+mulligan2k    205

i suggest you take that coat hanger, and hang up your joke telling costume...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not really :D

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+Frank B.    7,104

? warwagons.

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Astra.Xtreme    2,081

A coat hanger is also a great idea for piecing your child's ears before birth.   :shiftyninja:

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Draconian Guppy    12,408

Got the bonus, but the original :wacko:

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theyarecomingforyou    9,093

Plan C is a forum ban for telling terrible jokes.  :laugh:

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Obi-Wan Kenobi    1,083

? warwagons.

 

This, to infinity!  :D

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+Raze    13,507

What was Plan A?

 

And....your Mom didn't have any coat hangers available?

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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Victor Rambo    5,867

 

A Coat Hanger?

 

 

 

BONUS Warwagon Joke!!!

 

Why do they call getting your tubes tied and getting snipped getting Fixed? Shouldn't it be getting broken?

 

 

 

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greenwizard88    438

I new this was a warwagon joke from the title alone.

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+J. X. Maxwell    2,120

Do you even try?

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+warwagon    9,647

Do you even try?

 

Nope, never been pregnant.

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techbeck    4,965

Plan D drano then?

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+J. X. Maxwell    2,120

Nope, never been pregnant.

Now that is an actual joke.
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Shiranui    1,677

Am I sick for guessing the punchline beforehand?

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techbeck    4,965

Nope, never been pregnant.

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Raa    1,404

? warwagons.

8 Warwagons? I dunno... :P

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Hum    6,929

Some day, there will be an anti-pregnancy nanobot.

 

It will eat sperm cells or ova on contact.

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