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If you could have one skill uploaded to your brain like Neo in the Matrix what would it be?

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+warwagon    9,552

So at the bar tonight I was thinking, if I could acquire one skill like Neo and Kung-fu in the Matrix what would it be... For me personally that's a hard question because it has 2 answers. for one I would love to be able to program. ... I suck at math and even worst at programming, I think I flunked out of it in collage.

 

On the other hand I think I would like to play piano, not just play but PLAY!

 

Sad part about that is... my mom could totally teach me. ... just never learned. Today she posted the following video and wow, I wish I could do that.

 

 

So what about the rest of you. If you were Neo sitting in the chair what skill would you want uploaded to your brain?

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+The Evil Overlord    17,065

I'd love to 'Matrix' learn the piano too, but if it were me to choose out of selfishness... 'break the laws of physics' would be my choice

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GotBored    518

A skill that enabled me to upload much more skills into my brain. :p

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+warwagon    9,552

A skill that enabled me to upload much more skills into my brain. :p

 

Cheater!

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Darrian    216

It's a toss up between kung fu and programming.  I want to make my fortune writing apps some day, but I've also always been concerned about my inability to defend myself.

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techbeck    4,794

Photographic memory.  Would make learning new skills easier.

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spikey_richie    173

To be able to learn any language fluently, and remember it. You'd make a killing as a documentation translator.


It's a toss up between kung fu and programming.  I want to make my fortune writing apps some day, but I've also always been concerned about my inability to defend myself.

 

And some people may find your programs offensive.

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+DConnell    4,725

Improved flirting skills.

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Vykranth    527

Understanding women ...... :innocent:

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Draconian Guppy    12,324

Tantric sex ( eg 24+ hours :shifty: )

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Rippleman    2,576

counting cards

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timster    1,293

Understanding women ...... :innocent:

 

does that skill even exist?

 

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Crisp    3,270

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draklin    465

does that skill even exist?

 

 

Yes, it is called Chaos Theory

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xxxxxx.xxxxxx    46

to play guitar, as well as some of the legends. BB King, bumblefoot, Ronnie Wood, Slash to name but a few

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sanctified    1,219

The skill of having Brian Eno's mind and intellect.

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.Ruby    83

This one's hard, I know to begin answering this question I would have to narrow it down to how often the ability would be put to use.

 

It would be a tie between social engineering and programming.

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-?-    9

Never watched the matrix but i'd say:    Understanding everything about marketing (and related stuff)

 

This skill would be used to get rich !

 

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FMH    715

I'd like the skill to make the perfect cup of tea every time.

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a1ien    63

counting cards

I mean that's just too easy.

 

I would have all of quantum field theory uploaded - I'm not very good at it.

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Blueclub    213

Upload each and every programming language there is into my brain.

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Boo Berry    2,264

How to use 100% of my brain.

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perochan    149

How to use 100% of my brain.

 

actually, we are using 100% of our brain but not all at the same time. Bit and pieces depending on what task you are doing.

 

but it would be nice to use 100% all the time.

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imachip    132

Painting & drawing.  I've always been a bit jealous of those who have the natural talent.

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Phouchg    2,050

I'd rather stay *that* far away from people who want to stab me with a divider right in my brain stem but... "bullet time" would be good? Does that count, though? I guess that's not really a skill as such.

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