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OMFG thats hilarious

537685364 i had phone sex with my roomates girlfreind while pretending to be him


seriously though nice find. I might have to post :shifty:y:

I like this one too: hehehe

528956188 i didn't shower for 7 whole days!!!

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886283024: When I was 16 I was sitting on the couch with sweat pants on and a obvious boner while watching TV. My 14 year old sister came over and sat on my lap and said 'read me a story' (nothing diffrent I did this for het alot.. reading storys) I reach for a book and she grabs my hands and puts them at my waist then scoots back and starts rubbing her self against my erect penis.. it felt wrong but also felt good and no one else was home. I let her do it, I could see the look of bliss in her and it turned me on to much to let her stop at that horney age in my life. she had an obvious (what I know now at my older age) orgasam. she did this again once more asking me to see something in my room and then getting on my bed and asking me to 'take a look at my vagiana and see if its ok' so I saw a vagina for the first time. she also asked to watch me jack off a couple times... I have felt whorable about this my entire life! the only thing that comforts me is that she asked for it first.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

the movie in yer avatar kicked ass. dunno why it got such bad reviews :(

so, is anybody gonna confess that they're addicted to neowin? :shifty: :whistle:

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the movie in yer avatar kicked ass. dunno why it got such bad reviews :(

so, is anybody gonna confess that they're addicted to neowin? :shifty: :whistle:

I am. I should be writing a program for CS, but instead I'm typing this ;)

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half the posts on that site seem fake

...a good laugh tho

and lets not forget about this corrupted *****

I told my boyfriend I was pregnant,when I really wasnt so I could get the abortion money. Though I confessed before that happened

who does that???

if my gf ever did that to me i'd never speak to her again..

NEVER :no:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink: that's disturbing.. reminds me of that guy that would sniff his sisters panties, got caught and now sees a shrink and works to pay for it.

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