insanekiwi Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Q: what did the ghost say to the bees? A: boo bees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaos34 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Two coins add up to thirty cents and one of'em isn't a nickle. What are those two coins? edit: insanekiwi's joke is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacris2000 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Two coins add up to thirty cents and one of'em isn't a nickle. What are those two coins?edit: insanekiwi's joke is hilarious! They are a quarter and a nickle. You said 'one of them isn't a nickle', so that means that they can't BOTH be a nickle, but you're allowed to have ONE nickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.will Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.How can this be possible? 2 boys 2 girls 1 transvestite seriously, 4 sons, 3 daughters BOYS GIRLS 1 son 1 daughter 1 son 1 daughter 1 son 1 daughter 1 son the mother! TOTAL: 4 boys 4 girls ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poulet Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 2 boys 2 girls 1 transvestiteseriously, 4 sons, 3 daughters BOYS GIRLS 1 son 1 daughter 1 son 1 daughter 1 son 1 daughter 1 son the mother! TOTAL: 4 boys 4 girls ??? if they all are boys then half of them have to be boys, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacris2000 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 OK. Here's a riddle. You're the pilot of an airplane containing 150 passengers and 10 crew members. 100 of the passengers have brown eyes, the rest have blue eyes. 45 of those passengers with brown eyes are male, 55 are female. Of the 45 male passengers, 20 are under the age of 30, and 10 are over the age of 60. Of the 10 crew members, 5 have brown eyes and 5 have blue eyes. Of those with blue eyes, 3 are male and 2 are female. Of all the crew members, including the pilot, 7 of them are under the age of 60 and 2 of them are over the age of 60. How old is the pilot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffa Jones Veteran Posted December 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 17, 2003 anohter answer to the 7 boys one would be she had 3 boys and 3 girls and the seventh regardless of gender died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PezDspncr Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 anohter answer to the 7 boys onewould be she had 3 boys and 3 girls and the seventh regardless of gender died. maybe...but the wording says the woman "has" 7 kids...not "had"...which would infer that all kids are still alive..at least to me it does :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffa Jones Veteran Posted December 17, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 17, 2003 goon.... Why must you point out my flawed logic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PezDspncr Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 it's fun :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrosario Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 OK. Here's a riddle.You're the pilot of an airplane containing 150 passengers and 10 crew members. 100 of the passengers have brown eyes, the rest have blue eyes. 45 of those passengers with brown eyes are male, 55 are female. Of the 45 male passengers, 20 are under the age of 30, and 10 are over the age of 60. Of the 10 crew members, 5 have brown eyes and 5 have blue eyes. Of those with blue eyes, 3 are male and 2 are female. Of all the crew members, including the pilot, 7 of them are under the age of 60 and 2 of them are over the age of 60. How old is the pilot? the pilot is me! i'm 22! :cool: :ninja: :cry: :alien: :x :woot: :wacko: :yes: :no: :angry: :unsure: :shifty: :whistle: :pinch: :rofl: :sleep: :devil: :) :( :D :o :crazy: :huh: :p ;) :rolleyes: :laugh: :happy: :blink: :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangoman444 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 heh nice use of emoticons jjrosario! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Heres one that kept me thinking for a while: A plane crashes EXACTLY on the border line betweem canada and the U.S., in which country do you bury the survivors? Another: Your locked inside a car, how do you get out? Hehe, have fun...shouldnt be too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.will Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 a. you dont bury survivors b. how can you get locked in a car?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 hehe, yah figured those wouldnt be too hard :p, edit: 2nd one is wrong man...not the right answer for the car one :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 uh.. you unlock the car? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Yup, u got it HellBender:). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 (edited) ok, here's one i remember reading in a newspaper: 1) A man decided to give some roses to his daughter. Once arriving at her appartment, he took the lift to her 10th story room. Right after he reached the 7th story, the lift broke down, and the lights went off. Immediatly, the man knew his daughter was in grave danger. How come? 2) What always comes but never arrives? Edited December 18, 2003 by Jason the Eighty Eighth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark03 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Immediatly, the man knew her daughter was in grave danger. um... shouldn't it be HIS daughter? or is that the answer? he knew that HER (i.e. his daughter's) daughter was in grave danger... maybe cos she was squashed by the lift when it broke down :p :ninja: or... his daughter's daughter was lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life and that's why he was taking roses to his daughter :yes: close yet? :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason the Eighty Eighth Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 or... his daughter's daughter was lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life and that's why he was taking roses to his daughter :yes: heh, that wasn't a good typo ;) getting close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark03 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 um... HIS daughter is suffering from cancer or some other disease and he's just taking some flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberphobia Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 A man decided to give some roses to his daughter. Once arriving at her appartment, he took the lift to her 10th story room. Right after he reached the 7th story, the lift broke down, and the lights went off. Immediatly, the man knew his daughter was in grave danger. How come? He's daughter was in hospital, wired up and on life support and things and if the lift broke because the power went off, then her wires and things wont work because there is no power and she could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark03 Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 He's daughter was in hospital, wired up and on life support and things and if the lift broke because the power went off, then her wires and things wont work because there is no power and she could die. man your mind is warped :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted December 19, 2003 Author Share Posted December 19, 2003 1) A man decided to give some roses to his daughter. Once arriving at her appartment, he took the lift to her 10th story room. Right after he reached the 7th story, the lift broke down, and the lights went off. Immediatly, the man knew his daughter was in grave danger. How come? The roses were essential to her survival :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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