cesardrgn Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 happy holidays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whipper25 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 chanukah according to adam Put on your yarmulkeHere comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah On this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritalin Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 The story is entertaining :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberphobia Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 lol Im really the least religious jew you could find, my mom is jewish and that's absically the only thing that keeps me jewish :)I eat pork, meat and milk... i dont do shabbat and all that stuff... I just you know... feel like i need to respect my ancestors and bla bla bla... But the one thing i prefer about hanukkah are the "sufganiot"... Basically they are traditional like doughnuts (with no whole in the middle) filled with some kind of sweet thing. They are delicious. I partied yesterday and ended up having the munchies so I ate about 6 of them :) But best of all is that since im in an American School in Israel, well i get both holyday! So im on break now until the 5th of january :) Ritalin I'm probably a less religious Jew than you. We don't celebrate anything at all except for Chanuka, and the only reason we do that is because the Christians get to celebrate Christmas and we feel left out. Also we like to eat the yummy food and my brothers like to light the candles because they're pyromaniacs. We also usually do a mini Chistmas to for fun. And we do Easter to so we can eat the Chocolate. I don't get why you celebrate Easter when isn't that supposed to be when Christ died??????? :huh: Also, what has Chocolate and bunny's got to do with it??????? Happy Chanuka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyWeisser Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Chag Sameach to all, time for more latkes and jelly donuts:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlishFun Veteran Posted December 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 23, 2003 I've been gone all evening, but Happy Hanukkah from one Jew to all the rest out here on Neowin! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritalin Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 wow FlishFun is one of us :p nah seriously now do you all get the jelly donuts (Sufganiot) for Hanukkah? I know that here i go to the mall across the road and every food stand has sufganiot! Nothing beats those for munchies! Ritalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadishTM Veteran Posted December 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 23, 2003 Happy Hanukkah to all Jewish Neowinians! :fun: Radish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritalin Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 Thx Radish :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlishFun Veteran Posted December 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 23, 2003 wow FlishFun is one of us :p Of course I am! The worst part is, I love the food! Though, I really could do without the looks when I sit down to some Lokshyna and Cottage Cheese (I grew up on that stuff... and most people think I'm insane for eating it!). :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritalin Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 hehe! do you eat kosher though? like follow the kashrut? not badatz or anything, just regular kashrut? Well next time ill be eating a falafel, ill think about you guys! Ritalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlishFun Veteran Posted December 23, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 23, 2003 hehe!do you eat kosher though? like follow the kashrut? not badatz or anything, just regular kashrut? Well next time ill be eating a falafel, ill think about you guys! Ritalin No, sadly I don't... but I will tell you, I like Kosher food more than non-kosher food (just tastes better to me... like Kosher Hot Dogs vs non Kosher ones, etc). Unfortunately I like bacon... and sausage... it's about the only part of a pig I like... don't like ham... but I couldn't do without bacon and sausage. lol Oh, and I like eating cheese on my hambugers... and a lot of Italian food, so that too, breaks the rules. So no, I don't really follow all of them... but, because of my upbringing... I do follow some of them (just because I was raised on that type of food). :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 (Y) Happy Hanukkah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritalin Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 hehe FlishFun, i also whish i could eat kosher, im just addicted to pork and cheeseburgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Neowin Jews Unite!!! Mazel Tov!!! :D ::joins fell neowin jews in song and prayer...:::: :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekrosoft13 Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 i'm not jewish happy Hanukkah everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlishFun Veteran Posted December 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 26, 2003 (edited) Neowin Jews Unite!!!Mazel Tov!!! :D ::joins fell neowin jews in song and prayer...:::: :happy: We should sing! Ahem... :&: :&: :&: :&: :&: :&: ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila ha-va nagila, vesa nismecha u-ru EVERYONE!!! ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila ha-va nagila, ve-e nismecha NOW JUST THE GUYS!!! hava neranena, hava neranena ha-va neranena ve nismecha NOW THE LADIES!!! hava neranena, hava neranena ha-va neranena ve nismecha NOW EVERYONE ONCE MORE!!! u-ru, u-ru a-him uru ahim belev sameah, uru ahim belev sameah uru ahim belev sameah, uru ahim belev sameah uru ahim, uru ahim, uru ahim :&: :&: :&: :&: :&: :&: That was great! Give yourselves a round of applause! :) Edited December 26, 2003 by FlishFun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 :happy: :laugh: :rofl: Flish did you find your girl yet... :doctor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlishFun Veteran Posted December 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 26, 2003 :happy: :laugh: :rofl: Flish did you find your girl yet... :doctor: She's flyin' in tomorrow! :D Can't wait! :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekrosoft13 Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 flying in? mail order bride :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maplecookie Veteran Posted December 26, 2003 Veteran Share Posted December 26, 2003 Yep yep! that's me! lol a mail order bride, hahahaha :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 NOTE (EDIT): okay well um i didnt want to start a chanukah thread if someone else had already so i searched and found this and didn't see the date on thought it was this years and revived it by mistake... but ummm... anyway... happy chanukah everyone... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaf Spacker Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 This threads over a year old :/ Major thread resurrection :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[jon] Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 This threads over a year old :/ Major thread resurrection :blink: 585059818[/snapback] Yeah as I explained it was a mistake because I thought it was this year's thread after performing a search to prevent a duplicated topic... I didn't look at the date though :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayMan2K Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Nevertheless.... Happy Hannukah 2004! :) (well.. in 2 hours EST) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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