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jnelsoninjax    12,398

Police seized an uninsured ice cream van before churning out a series of cringeworthy puns online afterwards.

The jokes came thick and fast as officers discussed the vehicle, which was found in Camden town centre yesterday evening.

"Driver melted under questioning, flaky answers," tweeted Sgt Paul Taylor, announcing the arrest.

"He didn't have a FAB day," responded Sgt Hay from Lambeth.

Backup arrived within minutes in the form of two senior officers. "He needs more lolly to pay his magnum fines," opined Cmdr Chris Greany from the National Police Coordination Centre.

Then Assistant Commander Helen King waded in, serving up a quadruple helping of dessert gags. "Did Pc Pike cone off the area?" she asked. "Clearly a chilled officer who churns out good work, but never milks it for praise."

She added the hashtag #PunMet.

London Ambulance Service tactical advisor Chris Hawkswell topped off the exchange with a double scoop, telling the group's now sizeable following: "This is a H

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compl3x    6,290

The media is in no position to criticise anyone else making tenuous puns.  :laugh:

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